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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but wewe might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are wewe doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the commissioner told him not to kill them.

At home, Pierce talked about it with Nikki.

Pierce: *Sitting at meza, jedwali drinking Colta Cola*
Nikki: *Brings a plate of meatloaf to Pierce* Here wewe are my handsome police stallion.
Pierce: Thanks Nikki. *Eats a piece of meatloaf* Do wewe remember those bank robbers that took all of the money from that bank?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: I killed them.
Nikki: wewe what? I thought the Commissioner alisema not to kill them!
Pierce: Screw the Commissioner. What does he know? If he had enough common sense to operate a toaster, he would've aliyopewa me permission to kill them.
Nikki: What has gotten into you?
Pierce: I don't know. Whatever it was must've left after I killed those four.
Nikki: What if wewe lose your job?
Pierce: I don't care if I lose my job. I had to do what I had to do. Plain, and simple. *Eats another piece of meatloaf* Plain, and simple, I don't get that. Why do ponies say plain, and simple?
Nikki: Please don't change the subject-
Pierce: I'm not, I'm just asking a question. Plain, and simple. Why don't we say simple, and plain? au maybe, for pilots, simple, and airplane. Speaking of planes-
Nikki: Pierce!
Pierce: *Stops talking, and looks at Nikki*
Nikki: I'm worried about you.
Pierce: Don't be. I'm in perfect health. Watch this.

Pierce stood up, and started doing jumping jacks. He was going so fast that kwa the time ten sekunde past, he did twenty six jumping jacks.

Pierce: Let's see somepony else do it as fast as me.
Nikki: Alright, I get it. *Remembers something* What about the money?
Pierce: What money?
Nikki: The money those ponies aliiba from the bank I work at.
Pierce: What about it?
Nikki: wewe have to return it.
Pierce: The robbers left it in their car, and I told the commissioner about it. He probably got somepony else to pick it up already.
Nikki: wewe told the commissioner about the car?
Pierce: He doesn't know about the murders. Not yet anyway. All I know is that the money is most likely gone.
Nikki: Well. So much for the seventy five thousand dollars.
Pierce: I might be able to find something.

2 B Continued
posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ahem.

A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious video that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever au wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, au they are just trolling.
If wewe people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Episode 4

All Together

July 11, 1953

Henrietta is narrating

Although our railroad had a fleet of tugboats that were supposed to help out with the freight, the ponies driving those tugs went for the complete opposite. Sometimes however, they still worked together to get the job done.

I remember one siku when Zorran had a job to tow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: wewe know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme kissing Gordon on this train. I remember the siku before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are wewe thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see wewe later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*...
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