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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a gppony, pony was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do wewe want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid gppony, pony like wewe shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives upinde wa mvua Dash his sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take the map. It's free.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gives map to Hungry*
Hungry: Yay!

When we last saw the diamond dogs, they got their ship attacked kwa a sea monster. It was now sinking, but they were close to a repair duka for fixing boats.

Indiana Bones: Good work everyone.
Repair Pony: Diamond Dogs? Forget it, I'm not fixing your boat.
Rover: *Jumps out of the boat, and lands inayofuata to the repair pony* wewe better fix it. *Grabs a pistol, and points it at the pony* au else.
Repair Pony: Okay, okay. I'll fix the ship.
Rover: He alisema he'll fix the ship.
Diamond Dogs: *Cheering*

* * *

Hungry: Okay everypony, we should be going Southwest.
Erik: Our compass says we're going south.
Hungry: Leaf Pile, turn the ship towards the right a little bit.
Leaf Pile: Will do Hungry. *Slowly turns the ship to the right*
Erik: Almost there... almost.. Perfect!
Leaf Pile: *Stops turning the ship to the right*
Erik: The compass says we're going South west.
Donut: Excellent. I cannot wait to get that treasure.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking in the water, and looks concerned* I don't know if we'll make it.
Larry: *Looks in front of the ship*

Opalescence arrived, and threatened to wreck their ship.

Song: link

Hungry: What's going on?
Applejack: It's a sea monster!!
Rarity: It looks almost like-
Opalescence: ROOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rarity: Opal?!!? *Faints*
Hungry: Get her into my office.
Max & Applejack: *Carrying Rarity to Hungry's office*
Hungry: What do we do now?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know about you, but I'll just be me.
Hungry: Huh?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs two swords, and flies to Opalescence*
Opalescence: ROOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh shut up. *Cuts off one tentacle* She's got six tentacles. One down, five to go.
Opalescence: ROOOOOOOAR!!!! *Swings her tentacles at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets hit* Whoa! *Quickly recovers, and cuts off another tentacle*
Applejack: *Runs to the front of the ship with Hungry* upinde wa mvua Dash! Do wewe need help?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Try to distract her while I cut off the other tentacles.
Applejack: Let's get downstairs, and use the cannons. *Goes downstairs with Hungry*

The other ponies were cheering for upinde wa mvua Dash, hoping she would defeat the monster threatening them.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Dodges two tentacles heading towards her, but get wrapped around kwa another tentacle*
Opalescence: *Smiles when she sees upinde wa mvua Dash in her grasp. She puts her in the water, and drowns her*
Larry: She's drowning upinde wa mvua Dash! Hurry up down there!!!
Applejack: We're doing our best!
Hungry: *Shoots the cannon*
Opalescence: *Gets a tentacle shot off from the cannon*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Feels the tentacle go lower into the water, but feels the grip loosen. She notices that the tentacle holding her has been shot off. Quickly, she swims up to the surface*
Erik: Use your pistols everypony!!
Max: *Shoots Opalescence*
Donut: *Shoots Opalescence*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Climbs up on the ship*
Leaf Pile: upinde wa mvua Dash made it!!
Applejack: *Shoots cannon*
Opalescence: *Gets shot, and falls into the water*

Stop the song

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks in the water* She's not coming up!
Applejack: *Watches Opalescence's body rise, but she doesn't do anything* She ain't moving.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We took down the monster.
Ponies: *Cheering*

2 B Continued
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked kwa those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hujambo I won't give wewe any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so wewe can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are wewe helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel wewe will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - onyesha yourself and stop using radio wewe are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?

Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one zaidi time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' zaidi to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be zaidi to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And upinde wa mvua Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much zaidi serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the siku to siku activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: wewe know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: wewe were supposed to make them laugh wewe idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen wewe here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to kitanda with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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