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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground* What is this doing here? It's summer. I better take this, and onyesha it to Twilight.

But Twilight was too busy being an asshole.

Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our inayofuata episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes snowflake from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Stupid coward. Wouldn't be surprised if she got hurt kwa a butterfly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the snowflake, then performs a spell*

It starts to snow in Ponyville, and everyone is worried.

Fillies: *Happy as they run outside with sleds*
Audience: *Laughing*

I alisema worried.

Audience: *Laughing*
Truck Driver: *Loses control, and makes the truck fall on it's side, and blows up*
Ponies: *Running away*
Master Sword: What is the meaning of all this?
Tom: I have no idea. Usually, it's Pinkie Pie's job to have no idea what happens, because she's too busy breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Buildings then started to explode.

Tom: Okay, none of this is making sense. Why are things blowing up for no reason?
Master Sword: Don't ask me!
Twilight: *Arrives with her muziki playing* I'll tell wewe why nigga!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: Seriously, why does the audience cheer every time Twilight says nigga?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm not sure. Let's focus on how to stop her.
Tom: Leave it to me. *Grabs a rock, and throws it at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit in the head, and falls down unconscious*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: She's the one that caused all of this chaos?
Discord: That's my job! She screwed things up!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the inayofuata part of this episode

The I.R.S gets insulted.
Five stars au no stars.
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my
magic
friendship
friendship is magic
my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant au invisible they feel."

"There's over a million vitabu in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before wewe a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and wewe never have to see me again."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: wewe got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed kwa Greg, and Jared.

Saten: hujambo speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, Facebook
added by zanhar1
Source: dzetaWMDunion
added by zanhar1
Source: milkncookies
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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HELLO , Everypony I Rainbowdash from Cloudsdale won a My Little gppony, pony stuffed animal toy in a prize crane machine took me 6 chances with 5 dollars got it for 5 dollars of Fluttershy the wings have dhahabu glitter on both sides she's awesome and so are wewe everypony later ! Oh, almost forgot I bought a 8 inch Rainbowdash figure at Family Dollar
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size gppony, pony toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did wewe find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up kwa the eye nothing too major later!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 7:02): link

Elias: *Drifting off of The Highway*
Julia: He's off the highway! He's taking a right, passing the docks.
Elias: *Passes a truck, and van*

Another car was blocking the road up ahead, so Elias had to turn left.

Elias: *Turns left, but goes too fast, and crashes into a gunshop*
Julia: We got him! He crashed on Main mitaani, mtaa intersecting with Dock Drive. Request back up.
Dispatch: 10-4 24.

Stop the song

Tim: *Taking cover behind a GMC* Gran Turismo Police Department! Come on out!
Elias: *Fires a bullet which hits the ukuta behind him*
Tim: wewe missed! Drop your weapon, and come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.

Military gppony, pony 3: What makes wewe think he'll be here?
Military gppony, pony 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.

Military gppony, pony 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military gppony, pony 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andy's car
Andy's car
January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
 Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this
Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back wewe two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let wewe talk in private....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops inaonyesha MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online Marafiki I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were back in the hospital, visiting Dan.

Dan: The doctor says I'll be out tomorrow.
Tim: Good news.
Julia: Now it's time for bad news.
Dan: What happened?
Julia: Remember Black Tuesday, and Stargazer?
Dan: Yes. What about them?
Tim: They were the ones in the Matador wewe told us about.
Dan: I see. Last time wewe chased him, he was driving a Mustang.
Tim: Yeah. I think he might switch cars on us again.
Julia: We'll keep our eyes peeled, and see if he ends up in a different car again.
Dan: Right. kwa the way, how is everything with the jurisdiction?
Tim: At the moment, not too good. We're gonna...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After failing at trying to get fired, Orion got ready to drive his inayofuata train. It was a freight train, carrying iron ore, and steel, bound for Denver.

Orion: *Gets an A-B set of E9's, and a U25B coupled up to his train*
Mike: *Standing inayofuata to Orion's train* wewe have anymore plans on getting fired?
Orion: For the moment, no.
Mike: wewe better think of something, au else wewe may have to quit, and the government will kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: I think I already know that Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... wewe really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that wewe know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell wewe a story of Project Reborn. wewe see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. wewe see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...
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