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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 1:26 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole, and Ike got their train into the yard after driving from North Platte.

Ike: *Applies the brakes, and watches the tower as the train stops inayofuata to there* Is it me, au does the tower seem different to you?
Nicole: What do wewe mean?
Ike: Look at it.
Nicole: *Looks at the tower, and sees part of it sawed off* How is it still standing?
Ike: I'm not sure, but they better fix it soon.

While they went to uncouple the engines from their train, Hawkeye walked into the yards with Metal Gloss.

Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* wewe are the sexiest mare in the entire universe.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes, and kisses Hawkeye*
Nicole: Make out scene, three o' clock.
Ike: Get back in the engine, I'll finish up here.

Then, the gppony, pony that aliiba the engine parts from the beginning of this story came back. He ran into the yards with a Tommygun, and started shooting at Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.

Metal Gloss: *Screams*
Hawkeye: Stay down!
Wallace: *Shooting at everything in the yards. One of his bullets hit the part of the tower that got sawed off, and it falls down*
Snowflake: *Jumps out of the tower*
Wallace: *Sees the engine parts on a freight train, and looks at an engine coupled up to them* Hope wewe don't mind, but I'm taking your parts!!!! *Gets into the engine*
Hawkeye: NO! *Runs toward Nicole's engine*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye no! You'll get killed!

Song: link

Hawkeye: Again with this fucking music?!!? *Gets into the sekunde engine from Nicole's train*
Wallace: *Exits the yards* No one is following me. *Laughs* This is easy. *Stops laughing when he sees an engine following him* Ooh.
Hawkeye: *Sees Wallace not far ahead of him*
Wallace: *Reloads his Tommygun*
Hawkeye: *Grabs a shotgun from under his seat*
Wallace: *Shoots three bullets, but Hawkeye is too far away*
Hawkeye: *Getting closer, and fires one shot at Wallace. He hits the engine Wallace is driving*
Wallace: *Shooting the front of Hawkeye's engine*
Hawkeye: *Shoots a window on Wallace's engine*
Wallace: *Shooting at Hawkeye, but he is taking cover*
Hawkeye: *Shoots the gun out of Wallace's hooves*
Wallace: *Watches the gun fall out of the train*
Hawkeye: *Sees a switch in front of him, and his engine gets in front of Wallace's train*
Wallace: *Increases the speed of his train*
Hawkeye: *Applies the brakes, and climbs on juu of his engine*
Wallace: Why are we slowing down?!
Hawkeye: *Gets inside of Wallace's engine* wewe fucked with the wrong railroad asshole!
Wallace: *Punches Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train, and kicks Wallace outside*

The song fades away as Hawkeye jumps down from the train, landing inayofuata to Wallace.

Hawkeye: Alright wiseguy, *Makes Wallace stand up, and pushes him onto the train* Talk!!
Wallace: *Stays silent*
Hawkeye: TALK!!!
Wallace: I needed the money. *Grabs a revolver, and points it at Pierce* Where's your shotgun?
Hawkeye: Inside the train. wewe weren't armed.. Until now.
Wallace: And now-
Hawkeye: *Punches Wallace*
Wallace: *Falls down unconscious*
Hawkeye: Let the cops deal with you. *Gets into the train, and drives it back to the yards*

The song starts to play from the beginning again.

Hawkeye: Whoever provided the muziki for this story, I'm going to kill them!!!!!

Stop the song, for this is..

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
My Little gppony, pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
My Little gppony, pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do wewe know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the upinde wa mvua department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated upinde wa mvua pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than upinde wa mvua Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to onyesha off au brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while upinde wa mvua is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings zaidi and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. upinde wa mvua Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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posted by clancker1223
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once wewe get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into upinde wa mvua philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, wewe ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the upinde wa mvua Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one zaidi ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful siku and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the siku of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and siku celebration,because the sun and the moon in that siku maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's moyo in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...
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