Author's note: I forgot to add pictures of Lance, and Joseph. The viungo to them are below
Lance Gungrir: link
Joseph Getraer: link
Pierce, and Lieutenant Logan joined Lance, and Joseph in the sleeping quarters.
Lieutenant Logan: Guess who just got promoted to Captain.
Lance: You?
Lieutenant Logan: Ha, I wish.
Pierce: *Arrives wearing a Captain's uniform* Good afternoon.
Joseph: How did wewe get up to that rank so quickly?
Pierce: Beat somepony at pool.
Lance: Alright. I better practice, and go against whoever wewe went against.
Pierce: I don't think you'll see him ever again. Let's just say, he got demoted in order for me to be a Captain.
Message Pony: *Arrives* Lieutenant. *Gives Lieutenant Logan a telegram*
Lieutenant Logan: Thank wewe Corporal. *Looks at the telegram*
Joseph: What is it?
Lieutenant Logan: It appears that the Japanese are attacking the British on krisimasi Island, and they need our help.
Pierce: I thought the British were only at war with the Germans.
Joseph: No, the British are at war with Japan, because they have some Islands around the Pacific that got attacked, just like us.
Lieutenant Logan: Grab your weapons, and meet me at the jeep near the Commanding Officer's quarters.
20 dakika later, Lieutenant Logan, Pierce, Lance, and Joseph were with twenty other ponies on a boat. On the mashua were vehicles, Jeeps, a supply truck, and troop carriers. The sekunde mashua had ambulances, and two tanks.
Lieutenant Logan: Alright, this is what we'll do. The convoy will start off with the Jeeps, then the troop carriers. The supply truck will be in the middle, and the rest of our vehicles will be behind it. Captain Hawkins, wewe will be the driver of the first Jeep.
Pierce: *Nods*
Lieutenant Logan: Private Gungrir, and Private Getraer will be the drivers of the troop carriers, and I will drive the sekunde Jeep in the convoy.
After the rest of the orders were aliyopewa about the convoy, they drove the vehicles off the boats.
Pierce: *Drives the Jeep*
Lieutenant Logan: *Drives the sekunde Jeep*
Lance & Joseph: *Drive the troop carriers*
Army Pony: *Driving the supply truck*
Army Ponies: *Driving the ambulances*
zaidi Army Ponies: *Driving the tanks*
Pierce: I see a group of Japanese ponies up ahead.
Lieutenant Logan: Okay, everyone stop.
All of the vehicles in the convoy stopped.
Lieutenant Logan: *Walks up to Pierce, and looks at the Japanese ponies with binoculars* Looks like the British do need help. They're being held prisoner kwa the Japs.
Seven British ponies were standing kwa a Japanese truck. Thirty Japanese ponies were with them. Two of them were Captain Hamada, and Major Subaru, also known as Ditto.
Captain Hamada: Now. wewe have brought dishonor to yourself kwa failing to defend your land.
Greatsword: wewe won't hold it for long.
Ditto: What makes wewe so sure?
Joseph Perfect the 7th: We have powerful friends. wewe won't have us as your prisoners for long.
Captain Hamada: Sirence!!!
Pierce: *Hiding in a bush*
Captain Hamada: wewe are close to dishonoring us as well!! If wewe do so, we will execute wewe here!
Ditto: *Grabs a Katana sword*
Captain Hamada: There are only seven of you, and thirty of us! If wewe try to escape, it will only make things worse for you!!
Pierce: *Sticks out a Browning M1919 machine gun, and points it at the Japanese*
Captain Hamada: wewe no good British scum!!
Pierce: *Shoots the Japanese Ponies*
Ditto: What was that?!
Captain Hamada: *Looks at the Equestrian Ponies running towards him* Equestrians! We must retreat!! *Runs to the truck*
Greatsword: Oh no wewe don't! *Tackles Ditto, and makes him drop the sword*
Ditto: *Punches Greatsword, and runs into the truck*
Captain Hamada: *Drives away*
Joseph Perfect The 7th: *Finds weapons* They left their weapons behind.
Bartholomew Perfect The 55th: *Watching the other four British ponies get shot* We better stop talking, and do something before the Japs kill us as well.
Japanese Pony: *Charging towards Greatsword with an Arisaka that has a bayonet* BANZAI!!
Greatsword: *Grabs the Katana sword Ditto dropped, and stabs the Japanese gppony, pony with it*
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Nice work Sargent. *Grabs a Type 99, and shoots the Japanese ponies with it*
Bartholomew Perfect The 55th: *Using a Nambu pistol to shoot the Japanese* How many are left?
Greatsword: *Looks to his left* Well, I see Japanese reinforcements coming from the West, so I'd say there's eighteen of them.
Then suddenly, three Japanese airplanes were heard.
Lieutenant Logan: Good thing we brought those tanks with us. *Points at the airplanes* Fire!!
Ponies in Tanks: *Shooting the Japanese planes down*
As two of them were heading towards the ocean behind the convoy, one airplane crashed into the Japanese ponies. Only three of them were left.
Bartholomew: Well, I'd say that was a mighty good shot kwa the Equestrians.
Equestrian Ponies: *Shooting the rest of the Japanese*
Pierce: *Walks over to the British ponies* Hello.
Greatsword: Right on time, thanks for saving us.
Pierce: No problem. Need a ride back to your base?
Bartholomew: Yes please.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: The sooner we go, the better.
Pierce: I can't argue with wewe there. Let's go.
As Pierce walked back to his Jeep with Greatsword, Bartholomew, and Joseph Perfect the 7th got into the first troop carrier in the convoy.
2 B Continued
Lance Gungrir: link
Joseph Getraer: link
Pierce, and Lieutenant Logan joined Lance, and Joseph in the sleeping quarters.
Lieutenant Logan: Guess who just got promoted to Captain.
Lance: You?
Lieutenant Logan: Ha, I wish.
Pierce: *Arrives wearing a Captain's uniform* Good afternoon.
Joseph: How did wewe get up to that rank so quickly?
Pierce: Beat somepony at pool.
Lance: Alright. I better practice, and go against whoever wewe went against.
Pierce: I don't think you'll see him ever again. Let's just say, he got demoted in order for me to be a Captain.
Message Pony: *Arrives* Lieutenant. *Gives Lieutenant Logan a telegram*
Lieutenant Logan: Thank wewe Corporal. *Looks at the telegram*
Joseph: What is it?
Lieutenant Logan: It appears that the Japanese are attacking the British on krisimasi Island, and they need our help.
Pierce: I thought the British were only at war with the Germans.
Joseph: No, the British are at war with Japan, because they have some Islands around the Pacific that got attacked, just like us.
Lieutenant Logan: Grab your weapons, and meet me at the jeep near the Commanding Officer's quarters.
20 dakika later, Lieutenant Logan, Pierce, Lance, and Joseph were with twenty other ponies on a boat. On the mashua were vehicles, Jeeps, a supply truck, and troop carriers. The sekunde mashua had ambulances, and two tanks.
Lieutenant Logan: Alright, this is what we'll do. The convoy will start off with the Jeeps, then the troop carriers. The supply truck will be in the middle, and the rest of our vehicles will be behind it. Captain Hawkins, wewe will be the driver of the first Jeep.
Pierce: *Nods*
Lieutenant Logan: Private Gungrir, and Private Getraer will be the drivers of the troop carriers, and I will drive the sekunde Jeep in the convoy.
After the rest of the orders were aliyopewa about the convoy, they drove the vehicles off the boats.
Pierce: *Drives the Jeep*
Lieutenant Logan: *Drives the sekunde Jeep*
Lance & Joseph: *Drive the troop carriers*
Army Pony: *Driving the supply truck*
Army Ponies: *Driving the ambulances*
zaidi Army Ponies: *Driving the tanks*
Pierce: I see a group of Japanese ponies up ahead.
Lieutenant Logan: Okay, everyone stop.
All of the vehicles in the convoy stopped.
Lieutenant Logan: *Walks up to Pierce, and looks at the Japanese ponies with binoculars* Looks like the British do need help. They're being held prisoner kwa the Japs.
Seven British ponies were standing kwa a Japanese truck. Thirty Japanese ponies were with them. Two of them were Captain Hamada, and Major Subaru, also known as Ditto.
Captain Hamada: Now. wewe have brought dishonor to yourself kwa failing to defend your land.
Greatsword: wewe won't hold it for long.
Ditto: What makes wewe so sure?
Joseph Perfect the 7th: We have powerful friends. wewe won't have us as your prisoners for long.
Captain Hamada: Sirence!!!
Pierce: *Hiding in a bush*
Captain Hamada: wewe are close to dishonoring us as well!! If wewe do so, we will execute wewe here!
Ditto: *Grabs a Katana sword*
Captain Hamada: There are only seven of you, and thirty of us! If wewe try to escape, it will only make things worse for you!!
Pierce: *Sticks out a Browning M1919 machine gun, and points it at the Japanese*
Captain Hamada: wewe no good British scum!!
Pierce: *Shoots the Japanese Ponies*
Ditto: What was that?!
Captain Hamada: *Looks at the Equestrian Ponies running towards him* Equestrians! We must retreat!! *Runs to the truck*
Greatsword: Oh no wewe don't! *Tackles Ditto, and makes him drop the sword*
Ditto: *Punches Greatsword, and runs into the truck*
Captain Hamada: *Drives away*
Joseph Perfect The 7th: *Finds weapons* They left their weapons behind.
Bartholomew Perfect The 55th: *Watching the other four British ponies get shot* We better stop talking, and do something before the Japs kill us as well.
Japanese Pony: *Charging towards Greatsword with an Arisaka that has a bayonet* BANZAI!!
Greatsword: *Grabs the Katana sword Ditto dropped, and stabs the Japanese gppony, pony with it*
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Nice work Sargent. *Grabs a Type 99, and shoots the Japanese ponies with it*
Bartholomew Perfect The 55th: *Using a Nambu pistol to shoot the Japanese* How many are left?
Greatsword: *Looks to his left* Well, I see Japanese reinforcements coming from the West, so I'd say there's eighteen of them.
Then suddenly, three Japanese airplanes were heard.
Lieutenant Logan: Good thing we brought those tanks with us. *Points at the airplanes* Fire!!
Ponies in Tanks: *Shooting the Japanese planes down*
As two of them were heading towards the ocean behind the convoy, one airplane crashed into the Japanese ponies. Only three of them were left.
Bartholomew: Well, I'd say that was a mighty good shot kwa the Equestrians.
Equestrian Ponies: *Shooting the rest of the Japanese*
Pierce: *Walks over to the British ponies* Hello.
Greatsword: Right on time, thanks for saving us.
Pierce: No problem. Need a ride back to your base?
Bartholomew: Yes please.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: The sooner we go, the better.
Pierce: I can't argue with wewe there. Let's go.
As Pierce walked back to his Jeep with Greatsword, Bartholomew, and Joseph Perfect the 7th got into the first troop carrier in the convoy.
2 B Continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.