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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Putting fuel into the fuel tank of one of the engines for his freight train* Okay, they're both fully loaded, moto it up.
Metal Gloss: *Starts the engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets into the cab, and sits inayofuata to Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Drives the train*
Hawkeye: Time to deliver this water gravel and steel.
Metal Gloss: And return here with zaidi diesel fuel.
Hawkeye: *Looks in the mirror on his engine* I hope they do alright without us for a while.
Dan: So, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss took nearly all of our fuel to go get zaidi for us.
Mike: What are we supposed to do?
Mirage: Wait for them to come back. We don't have enough to get any jobs done.
Dan: How about we play poker?
Mike: What's poker?
Mirage: A card game. We'll teach wewe how to play, and then we'll kick your punda at it.
Mike: Oh I don't think so.
Dan: What do we need to pay in order to join?
Mirage: 2 dollars.
Mike: Umm.... *Grabs a penny* This is all I have with me.
Dan: Where's the rest of your money?
Mike: In home. I don't want to lose it, so I keep it there, in an unlocked vault, inayofuata to an open window.
Mirage: What if someone breaks into your home, and takes it?
Mike: Never happened to me lads.
Mirage: Alright, I'll tell wewe what. *Grabs eight quarters, and gives them to Mike* To jiunge each round, it costs a dollar, and wewe now have enough to bet.
Mike: Okay, let's get started.
Mirage: *Grabs the cards, and deals them*
Dan: Should I explain to him how this works?
Mirage: No thanks, I got it.

Meanwhile, Pete was still in his office, looking at himself in the mirror.

Pete: How much longer is this going to go on? I gotta do something to change it. *Leaves his office, and gets out of the station*
Percy: *Walks into Pete's office* Sir? Where'd he go?
Pete: *Drives his car out of the station's parking lot* My mane needs to have zaidi color, and I'm going to get it one way au another. What's that? *Stops his car on the side of the road, and gets out. He finds a .38 revolver* Where did this come from? *Takes it, and looks in the cylinder* It's loaded. I better take it. *Goes back into his car, and drives away* First, I'm going to get zaidi ammo for this, then I'm going to change my mane's color back to the way it was 3 days ago.

2 B Continued
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are wewe doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from gppony, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the gppony, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!


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Eris's Eyes

"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are wewe alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of wewe doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! wewe know what I wish wewe all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the ngome and to the mountains.
"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna alisema with tears. "How could wewe have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not wewe au Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
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