Tim, and Julia were at briefing.
Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a gppony, pony that aliiba a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's juu speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, Candy Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know wewe probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any maswali before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have wewe been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are wewe going to do while wewe visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, au go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If wewe did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would wewe go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would wewe be okay going kwa yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*
Out on the street, Tim, and Candy were in a Nissan Skyline police car.
Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with BMW M4's.
Candy: Why do wewe have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do wewe know what the juu speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, au the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose wewe as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like wewe too. I hope this week never ends.
2 B Continued
Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a gppony, pony that aliiba a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's juu speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, Candy Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know wewe probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any maswali before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have wewe been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are wewe going to do while wewe visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, au go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If wewe did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would wewe go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would wewe be okay going kwa yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*
Out on the street, Tim, and Candy were in a Nissan Skyline police car.
Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with BMW M4's.
Candy: Why do wewe have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do wewe know what the juu speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, au the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose wewe as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like wewe too. I hope this week never ends.
2 B Continued
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd wewe bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd wewe bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!