Andy: *Visiting Bob at The Silver Ballroom*
Bob: Okay. *Gives Andy $8,700* I'll take very good care of this place.
Andy: I'm glad.
Bob: Let's go for a walk. *Walks outside of The Silver Ballroom with Andy* So, how's Lewis doing?
Andy: He's depressed, just found somepony that would buy his house, but it'll take two weeks for him to buy it. He's travelling down here from Northern Canada.
Bob: I see. *Takes out $6,000* Here, give this to Lewis too when wewe get back home. Listen, I have these sports jackets that nopony wants. Would wewe like to have them for free?
Andy: Where are they?
Bob: Inside that building, right there.
Andy: To the left?
Bob: That's the one.
Andy: *Starts to get suspicious, and slowly walks to the entrance*
Bob: They're all free, so go ahead, and pick out anyone wewe want. Take them all if wewe really want to do that.
Andy: *Slowly opens the door, and looks at four ponies.
Ponies: *Playing Bridge, but stop to look at Andy*
Andy: *Gets scared, and runs to his car*
Bob: Go on in, it's right there.
Andy: I'm sorry Bob! *Gets into his car* I have to go! *Starts the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
He quickly got back home, and skidded to a stop.
Lewis: *Walks out of the house holding a gun*
Andy: *Running over to Lewis* Bob just tried to kill me.
Lewis: What happened? What happened?
Andy: Let's talk about it inside. *Goes inside with Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Andy escaped a trap that Bob had for him. Had he gone inside, Andy never would have returned. Bob alisema he wanted to see me in The Silver Ballroom, and so I showed up there.
Bob: I figured while you're leaving town, I'd give wewe one last job to do with me.
Lewis: What do I have to do?
Bob: Look for this pony. *Shows Lewis a picture of a light brown stallion* He should be living somewhere near the Cardinal's Stadium.
I knew that this was a trap set up kwa Leonard himself. As I was sitting there with Bob, I played along, looking like I didn't suspect a thing, but when I left The Silver Ballroom, I went to a completely different area.
2 B Continued
Bob: Okay. *Gives Andy $8,700* I'll take very good care of this place.
Andy: I'm glad.
Bob: Let's go for a walk. *Walks outside of The Silver Ballroom with Andy* So, how's Lewis doing?
Andy: He's depressed, just found somepony that would buy his house, but it'll take two weeks for him to buy it. He's travelling down here from Northern Canada.
Bob: I see. *Takes out $6,000* Here, give this to Lewis too when wewe get back home. Listen, I have these sports jackets that nopony wants. Would wewe like to have them for free?
Andy: Where are they?
Bob: Inside that building, right there.
Andy: To the left?
Bob: That's the one.
Andy: *Starts to get suspicious, and slowly walks to the entrance*
Bob: They're all free, so go ahead, and pick out anyone wewe want. Take them all if wewe really want to do that.
Andy: *Slowly opens the door, and looks at four ponies.
Ponies: *Playing Bridge, but stop to look at Andy*
Andy: *Gets scared, and runs to his car*
Bob: Go on in, it's right there.
Andy: I'm sorry Bob! *Gets into his car* I have to go! *Starts the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
He quickly got back home, and skidded to a stop.
Lewis: *Walks out of the house holding a gun*
Andy: *Running over to Lewis* Bob just tried to kill me.
Lewis: What happened? What happened?
Andy: Let's talk about it inside. *Goes inside with Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Andy escaped a trap that Bob had for him. Had he gone inside, Andy never would have returned. Bob alisema he wanted to see me in The Silver Ballroom, and so I showed up there.
Bob: I figured while you're leaving town, I'd give wewe one last job to do with me.
Lewis: What do I have to do?
Bob: Look for this pony. *Shows Lewis a picture of a light brown stallion* He should be living somewhere near the Cardinal's Stadium.
I knew that this was a trap set up kwa Leonard himself. As I was sitting there with Bob, I played along, looking like I didn't suspect a thing, but when I left The Silver Ballroom, I went to a completely different area.
2 B Continued
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:
"I upendo to drink me some bia and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I upendo my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock au rap?
I just hate country music, and if wewe like it, don't send me hate.
"I upendo to drink me some bia and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I upendo my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock au rap?
I just hate country music, and if wewe like it, don't send me hate.
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..