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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, au is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is au should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably because there was a feud au something. But the woman, one day, met up with Paolo and had a nice friendly conversation. As they got to know each other more, they were starting to have feelings for each other. The breaking point was when they read a story about Gwynevere and Lancelot and how they got things going, though Gwynevere was married to King Arthur. Francesca was married to Giovanni, but she preferred Paolo. Their relationship took them too far because one day, Giovanni found out about the adultery between his wife and brother. And so, he killed them both. The two reside in the sekunde mduara, duara of Hell, where the fallen fools told Dante that Caina awaits the killer, but the killer wasn't there. There was a 34% chance Giovanni wasn't in Hell at all.

Another example of upendo gone wrong, this time being multiple times, would be the biggest problem in Greco-Roman myths and legends: Zeus not keeping it in his pants. Even though he was married to his sister, Hera, he still found hot ladies to consummate with, such as Alcmene, who would one siku give birth to Hercules, aka Wonderboy. Even Hercules had many lovers during his life.

Let's use an example of upendo gone wrong from the show. Remember in Simple Ways how Trenderhoof saw applejack and wanted to be with her, making Rarity jealous? Rarara wanted to be with him, but he had no interest. Both mares were getting irritated about this, so Rarity, out of jealousy, became a "farmer" because she thought Trenderhoof was interested in farmers. applejack became a "formal pony", hoping to get the stud off her back. Well, at least Applejack's plan worked, and the girls became one with each other again.

One zaidi example of upendo gone wrong, and I'll use examples of upendo gone RIGHT. This last one will be biblical, and a very good example. When King David was ruling the kingdom of Israel, he, one day, was looking at the scenery of his kingdom atop his ngome and saw someone who caught his eye. It was a woman named Bathsheba, who was bathing at that time. He wanted her to come to him. But here's the catch: she was married to Uriah, a Hittite. After David had slept with her, he had Uriah sent to the front lines of his army to fight the Ammonites, hoping he wouldn't find out about what happened. Uriah died in battle, and God was angry about what David had done, because he married Bathsheba after the deed was done. Nathan, a prophet during those days, was told kwa God to go to David and tell the king the sin he committed. Because of this, David's family would be constantly fighting each other. The king was humble enough to know that he had done wrong and felt sorry for such. He was forgiven, but his sin costed him the life of his firstborn child.

And now, here's an example of upendo that had gone right. Do wewe remember Brotherhooves Social, when applejack could not participate in the Sisterhooves Social because she had to go to Manehattan with Rarity to aid Ms. Coco Pommel? apple Bloom was bummed, and Big Mac, out of pity, decided to attend and team up with his little sister, all while he was disguised as a lady named Orchard Blossom. Big Mac loved apple Bloom so much that he couldn't leave her out in the cold. During the big race, the two had looked like they were winning, but Big Mac's disguise was breaking down bit kwa bit during the event. The breaking point was when they didn't win the race, because upinde wa mvua Dash and Scootaloo had won. Big Mac was exposed, causing him and AB to be disqualified from the event. AB was very angry with BM, and it was all because he had pitied her and loved her that he couldn't leave her alone. But in the end, they had patched up their holes, and continue to be good siblings to each other again.

Remember, upendo has two roads to go down. One of these roads can be hurtful, but will work out in the end. The other can bring satisfaction, but only for a little while, and it could cost everything wewe hold dear. Which road will wewe go down?
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the car chase from the awali part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the gppony, pony in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed kwa any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is jiunge this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when wewe get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, wewe get kicked out of the lobby kwa the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience:...
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WARNING: This chapter and all the other chapters following, contains disturbing content.
Not for the weak of heart..

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Trixie ended up unchaining Sweetie Belle but keeping her hooves behind her back with handcuffs.

"wait.. What are wewe doing?" I asked, confusedly.

Trixie ignored me, and sat Sweetie Belle down inayofuata the trouch, still handcuffed.

Trixie grabbed the bloodstained baseball bat and went behind Sweetie Belle, uigizaji like a spooky figure as much of the room was still very dark, and her purple eyes were glowing in the dark again.

"Look...
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posted by btflash
Ok, so before I begin with this, let me just be clear. This is not a hate-ish makala of any kind, like my last one was. If anything, this is purely academic (whlie at the same time opinionated), with one college class of critical thinking under my belt.

There's been a change in today's society, a rather interesting one at that. I've seen countless stories and news makala about individuals at odds with one another. Arguments, discussions, disagreements.

And today, on the wall, Canada24 expressed his discomfort at having the unpopular opinion, because "people hate him because of it."

While I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal...
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the alisema "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so wewe finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are wewe sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse wewe will.. Just ask Saten here.

Saten: ... The showers don't work.

Starlight Glimmer: To be honest. Your the first to ever use one of them.. Most of us don't 'need' showers.. But hey. Your really old, so, it makes sense..

Saten: (groans) I'm two years younger than you..

Starlight Glimmer: (laughs)...
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posted by Canada24
ONE saa LATER

By this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her moyo racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach wewe manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw wewe were next. wewe could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, wewe keep falling alseep!.. I mean, wewe don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Power Play is the leader of the bank robbers
Power Play is the leader of the bank robbers
Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!
Master Sword:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*

Finally, I had the only room to myself where a mwana-, mwana-punda of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.

Ralphie: *Writes down B*

E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the inayofuata letter was U.

Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*

Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.

Ralphie: *Continues uandishi letters*
Mother: Will wewe come out of there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and applejack as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are wewe uandishi a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let wewe know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues uandishi letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Unicorns are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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