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The 2017 My Little gppony, pony animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the onyesha and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least inayopendelewa to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least inayopendelewa character in the onyesha and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated kwa Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way zaidi heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings about her are similar to her sister. Luna just doesn't interest me as a character. I keep forgetting she's on the show. Like her sister she's not very helpful and easily gets defeated kwa Tempest Shadow.

16. Queen Novo

Queen Novo is nearly as bad as Celestia. She had a pearl that could of helped Twilight stop the Storm King, but she bans her from using it. In other words the world could be saved, but Novo won't take the "risk." Novo is a bad ruler.

15. Princess Skystar

I didn't really like her storyline, personality, and her jokes. At least she's zaidi tolerable than her mom, Novo.

14. Pinkie Pie

For the record my opinions on Pinkie Pie in the film are different from what I think about her in the show. In the onyesha she's a decent comedy relief and a good singer. However in this film Pinkie's attempts at comedy relief are overused, unfunny, and a little annoying. I was grateful when Twilight got mad at Pinkie even if it was kind of rude. At least they apologized.

13. Captain Celaeno

Captain Celaeon is okay. I don't have that much of a opinion about her.

12. Spike

Poor Spike gets so little to do that I forgot he was in it. He has such a small role that there's not much to say about him. He's much better in the show.

11. Princess Cadence

Princess Cadence is barely in the film, but she's much zaidi likeable and tolerable than Celestia and Luna. Plus she's pink (my inayopendelewa color).

10. applejack

applejack doesn't get that many scenes where she stands out. I liked her even though her role in the film isn't very memorable.

9. Fluttershy

Fluttershy had so little to do that her role might as well of been a cameo. However I liked her role. It's just not super memorable.

8. upinde wa mvua Dash

I usually don't like upinde wa mvua Dash that much, but in this film she was actually pretty helpful. She helped convince the pirates to stop being antagonistic and her song was good.

7. Rarity

Rarity doesn't get to do as much as much as she should, but as usual she's very well voiced kwa Tabitha St. Germain and is a good comedy relief.

6. Grubber

I thought Grubber would be a unappealing comedy relief, but she was used well. He had a limited amount of screentime and jokes and the jokes he did get were funny.

5. Verko

Verko was a minor character, but he was memorable. He was a creepy and silly guy who wanted to buy the ponies. He's so weird that I enjoyed his small role.

4. Capper

Capper is a con artist cat. Despite that he is the male hero of the film. He was charming, had a good voice, and his song is pretty amazing. He was a welcome addition to the cast.

3. Tempest Shadow

Tempest Shadow's storyline is predictable. However unlike pervious antagonists with a sympathetic backstory she was both menacing and sympathetic. Plus she was voiced kwa the Queen of acting: Emily Blunt. Also her song was pretty awesome.

2. Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is my inayopendelewa of the main ponies in the onyesha and in this film. She was the most helpful and coolest of the main characters. She was also the most relatable and likeable character in the film.

1. The Storm King

The Storm King is the main villain and scene stealer of the film. He managed to be a threatening villain kwa getting the princess' magic, but she was also the most entertaining and funny character in the film. The film was much better when he was around.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his inayofuata joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered kwa the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, wewe yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but wewe must understand wewe don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping gari through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have wewe ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well wewe better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do wewe know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a mwana-, mwana-punda named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down mitaani, mtaa passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much....
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wewe see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is zaidi than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what wewe needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult gppony, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's juu student, i always thought there was something zaidi to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're zaidi than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted kwa his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's onyesha is here.

Tom: Now, most of wewe probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give wewe an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and wewe stop at a red light. Do wewe ever try to songesha an extra inch au two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when wewe see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. wewe just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining wewe with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most hivi karibuni film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His hivi karibuni role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but wewe know what another maarufu target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now wewe assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do wewe really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy onyesha without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, au the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, au Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things wewe should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: wewe know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where wewe can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help wewe officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. wewe know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible, kubadilishwa with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible, kubadilishwa they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times kwa a blue unicorn. He gets punched one zaidi time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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