Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. kwa stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money wewe owe me.
Master Sword: I owe wewe money?
(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a mti while an machungwa, chungwa gppony, pony and pink gppony, pony hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian muziki plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a pink pony.
Sword: Tonight, wewe become a man.
pink Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
END OF SHORT:
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. kwa stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money wewe owe me.
Master Sword: I owe wewe money?
(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a mti while an machungwa, chungwa gppony, pony and pink gppony, pony hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian muziki plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a pink pony.
Sword: Tonight, wewe become a man.
pink Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
END OF SHORT:
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
