Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. kwa stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money wewe owe me.
Master Sword: I owe wewe money?
(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a mti while an machungwa, chungwa gppony, pony and pink gppony, pony hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian muziki plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a pink pony.
Sword: Tonight, wewe become a man.
pink Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
END OF SHORT:
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. kwa stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money wewe owe me.
Master Sword: I owe wewe money?
(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a mti while an machungwa, chungwa gppony, pony and pink gppony, pony hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian muziki plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a pink pony.
Sword: Tonight, wewe become a man.
pink Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
END OF SHORT:
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED