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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure wewe are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like wewe and your Marafiki to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like wewe and your songbird choir to provide the music.

Fluttershy: Oh my goodness! What an honor!

Saten: I guess (drinks light beer)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one zaidi qualified than wewe to host the reception.

Pinkie Pie: Hip, hip, hooray!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, wewe will be in charge of the catering for the reception.

Applejack: Well, color me pleased as punch!

Saten: ... What?

Twilight Sparkle: upinde wa mvua Dash, I would very much appreciate it if wewe could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.

upinde wa mvua Dash: YES!

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, wewe will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.

Rarity: Princess Celestia wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh! [thump]

Twilight Sparkle: And as for you, Twilight, wewe will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See wewe all very soon. Yours, Princess Celestia. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?

Spike: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give wewe this one first.

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cordially invites wewe to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...[gasp] My brother?!

Applejack: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight!

Saten (laughs): What an idiot! upendo doesn't last! (AJ punches him) Well it doesn't.

Rarity: That's great news!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [poor Shining Armor imitation] Hey, Twilight, just thought wewe should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when wewe get the invitation. [normal] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?! Who in the hoof is that?! [snort]

Fluttershy: Um, Twilight? Are wewe okay?

Saten: She's fine, just her time of of the month.

Saten (voice): (punch) AppleJack, stop!

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!

Everyone's confused.

Twilight Sparkle: Big Brother Best Friend Forever?

Rest of main cast: Ohhh!

Twilight Sparkle: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only gppony, pony I ever really accepted as a friend.



(song):

Twilight: When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly To see how many other ponies I could meet I had my vitabu to read, didn't know that I would ever need Other ponies to make my life complete But there was one mwana-, mwana-punda that I cared for I knew he would be there for me My big brother, best friend forever! Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together He taught me how to fly a kite, mwewe (Best friend forever!) We never had a single fight (We did everything together!) We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams I miss him zaidi than I realized It seems...

[Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity] Your big brother, best friend forever Like two peas in a pod, wewe did everything together

Twilight: And though he's, oh, so far away I hoped that he would stay My big brother best friend Forever... Forever...


Saten: ... Derpy and I use to sing about salboats an-

Applejack: As one of your P.F.F.'s. gppony, pony Marafiki Forever... I wanna tell wewe that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.

Twilight Sparkle: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be captain of the Royal Guard.

Rarity: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?

Twilight Sparkle: I guess we are.

Rarity: WHOO-HOO!

Rest of main cast: [excited chattering]

Saten: (shrugs and leaves).

Twilight: Wait.. wewe two Saten.. I'll need wewe to help me. And anyone else who may need it.

Saten: But wewe hate me.

Twilight: I don't hate you. we just like to tease you, cause your the only male in our core group have, besides Spike.. Your like an annoying little brother zaidi than anything.

Saten: Annoying? At times.. But no way, I hate wedding, nothing will make m- (Twilght gives him friendly kiss on the cheek) ... I'll start packing.





On the train ride to Canterlot, everyone except Twilight, and an annoyed Saten who still dislkes wedding, happily discusses the wedding, and only applejack notices Twilight's glumness.

When asked, Twilight says that she is still thinking about Shining Armor's neglect of her, though applejack tells her not to worry.





At Canterlot, it is evident that there has been an increase in security: the train passes through a pink protective sphere encasing the city, there are many guards at the station, and Princess Celestia keeps watch with the aid of a telescope from the balcony of the highest tower. Shining Armor is happy to see his sister and affectionately calls her "Twily."

Twilight immediately berates him for not telling her about the wedding, but Shining Armor explains that he had no choice and Princess Celestia wanted an increase in security in response to an exterior threat. Twilight concedes but remains hurt. Shining Armor reassures her that she has always been, and always will be, important to him, and asks her to be his Best Mare.

Shining Armor explains that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is the full name of Cadance, Twilight's former babysitter. Twilight almost instantly cheers up, she always adored Cadence.

However, Twilight sees Cadance uigizaji out of character, and rudely brushes Twilight off. Shining Armor announces that Cadance will be monitoring the wedding planning. When he says that they are happy to have Twilight there, Cadance smiles at Twilight malevolently. Twilight finds this suspicious, but Saten says that the only thing suspicious is the lack of beer

Twilight begins overseeing the wedding preparations, starting in a ngome jikoni applejack has been provided. When Cadance shows up to check the catering, applejack offers her an apple fritter, which Cadance insincerely calls "delicious." applejack gives Cadance a bag of fritters in case she forgets to stop for a meal, but when applejack turns around, Cadance tosses the fritters into the trash.

Cadance's visits Rarity, who is working in the tower room she stayed at in Sweet and Elite. Twilight begins to describe Cadance's temperamental behavior, but Cadance arrives with her bridesmaids, (Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, and Twinkleshine). Cadance ignores Rarity's greeting and appraises her dress. She says that she was hoping for zaidi beading and a longer train, and turns her attention to the bridesmaids' dresses. Displeased, she demands that Rarity make them in a different color, despite the fact that her bridesmaids upendo their dresses. Rarity is zaidi than happy to comply with the royal demands, but Twilight calls Cadance "Princess Demandypants" when Cadance is out of earshot.

After nightfall, Cadance meets Pinkie Pie inside the ngome ballroom. Pinkie presents her flamboyant reception plans, which include a board game, carnival music, and dancing. Cadance compares the setup to a "party for a six-year old," although Pinkie Pie is oblivious to the insult.

Even to Saten, she she is overly rude to him, when he simply asks where the bathroom is.

But Saten, being Saten. Finds this hot.




ARTHUR NOTE:
Not sure what Chrysalis has to gain kwa uigizaji like a spoiled bitch, kahaba all the time.. I mean, your impersonating one of the nicest characters ever.. So maybe wewe should try being a little zaidi in character when your at least in public.,
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. wewe stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because wewe called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got wewe covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the shina of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if wewe don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens shina door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, wewe got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. wewe have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream mashua (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping kwa soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate waffles and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One siku at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking kwa the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake pwani Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have wewe worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, au send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered kwa steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who wewe calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot kwa a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red gppony, pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H hujambo applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are wewe drunk au something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* wewe really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see wewe again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did wewe start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a wingu of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
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Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
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Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and zaidi time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: wewe got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned kwa two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than wewe my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of wewe to say Burt.
Bob: So what do wewe plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely songesha back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. wewe should have had Jerry onyesha up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to chajio, chakula cha jioni tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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