Not all of the shorts that wewe will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope wewe enjoy all four of them.



Wings

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make wewe feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered kwa anypony.

As applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave applejack an idea.

Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the juu of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That gppony, pony who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that wewe don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of gppony, pony wewe are, wewe mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create zaidi ponies, so we won't need wewe anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.

After getting the job done, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.

Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, wewe had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but wewe drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course wewe are. wewe drank too much water, and wewe don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One zaidi swali Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.

applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.

Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would wewe like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did wewe get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would wewe like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive wewe of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give wewe six pairs of wings, and wewe can have them kwa tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.

Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.

Derpy: Do wewe think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.

Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.

???: Are wewe not feeling well?! Maybe wewe should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better.

Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that applejack was the one shouting to her.

The End

The A-Wing

A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, wewe let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No nyota Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.

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Green-7: Allow me. *Activates speed boost, and flies in front of the pack*
Tie Pilot: *Looking at an A-Wing* What is that?
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: A new fighter for the Rebellion. Those will be tricky to shoot down.
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Bomber, and fires a torpedo, topito at a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 83: Ah! *Turns left, but the torpedo, topito is still following him*
Tie Pilot 17: Shake that missile.
Tie Pilot 83: What do wewe think I'm trying to do?! *Gets hit*
Wedge: That was quick. Let's take out those turrets.
Y-Wing Pilot: nyota Destroyers incoming. They're launching zaidi Ties.

Along with the Fighters, and Bombers, there was a new type of fighter from the Empire. The Interceptor.

Imperial Officer: Let's see how their new fighter is compared to ours.
Green-7: *Turns right, and fires another kombora, yamuua at a Tie Fighter. It gets destroyed, and he starts firing at a Tie Interceptor*
interceptor Pilot 53: Oh fuck! *Gets shot down*
interceptor Pilot 70: Don't make the same mistake he did. Those A-Wings have a higher range than our Interceptors. Try getting behind them, then attack.
interceptor Pilot 60: They're all over this place. How can we do that?
interceptor Pilot 70: They can't shoot us all down.
Wedge: *Shoots down Tie Pilot 70*
interceptor Pilot 60: Is that so?
Red-3: Good shot Red Leader.
Wedge: That was nothing compared to Green-7. Keep it up over there.
Green-7: Will do Red Leader.
dhahabu Leader: Our Y-Wings finished destroying the turrets. Let's take on the rest of the Ties while our frigates attack the enemy base.

As the Mon Calamari's attacked the nyota Destroyers, Corvette frigates were attacking one of the Imperial buildings.

Imperial Officer 633: wewe think this is a game?!!? We need backup!!
Imperial Officer 962: We're in the middle of repairing our engines.
Imperial Officer 633: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! LOAD UP YOUR SHIP WITH TIE FIGHTERS, AND GET OVER HERE!!!

There were still a few Tie Fighters with four Bombers and an Interceptor.

Green-7: *Shooting a Tie Bomber*
mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu Pilot 63: moto a missile.
mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu Co-Pilot: I'm on it. *Fires a kombora, yamuua at the A-Wing*
Green-7: *Shoots the missile, then shoots down the Tie Bomber*
mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu Pilot 63: We're going down!! *Crashes into a river of lava*
interceptor Pilot 52: I'm getting behind the A-Wing.
Red-3 & Red-7: *Shooting down the three Tie Fighters*
Green-7: *Turns around, and shoots at the Interceptor*
dhahabu Leader: The frigates are halfway done with their attack run. Hold the Ties off for a little longer. We're helping the Mon Calamari's take down the nyota Destroyers.
Wedge: 10-4. All X-Wings, and A-Wings will protect the Y-Wings, and take down enemy fighters.

The other nyota Destroyer finally arrived. Fifteen Tie Fighters were launched along with twenty bombers, and ten interceptors.

Green Leader: Red Leader, this is Green Leader. Another batch of Ties have just arrived.
Wedge: I see them. Green-7, you're doing very good. onyesha them what wewe got.
Green-7: *Firing twelve missiles at once. They take down five Fighters, a bomber, and six interceptors.
Green Leader: Nice one. *Also fires twelve missiles at once. He shoots down seven Tie Fighters, four interceptors, and a bomber*
Wedge: Now I definitely want to fly one of those. Finish off the Fighters, then take down the bombers. Red Squadron is going to help out the Y-Wings.
Green Leader: I copy Red Leader. These guys won't be any trouble.

But a Tie Fighter was heading towards Green-7 from the left. He fired several times, only managing to hit the cock put a few times. Glass shattered as it was hit.

Green-7: My cockpit has been damaged. Bogies closing in.
Green Leader: Hold on, I'll give wewe a hand.
Green-7: *Flying towards the Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: Fuck, he's coming towards me! *Pulling up*
Green-7: *Shoots down the Tie Fighter, then turns right, heading for a bomber*
Green Leader: I'm here Green-7.
mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu Pilot 40: *Shoots Green-7*
Green-7: *Holding his neck. His A-Wing goes down, and crashes into the ground*
Green Leader: Fuck, I was too late. We Lost Green-7.
dhahabu Leader: The frigates are done with their attack run. Back to the Mon Calamari's.
Wedge: *Activating his deflector shields. He looks down at the wrecked A-Wing* He was a good pilot, and that is a very good ship.


Trust upinde wa mvua Dash

Everyday, upinde wa mvua Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Passing kwa Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Lands inayofuata to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. wewe can never trust a gppony, pony to do anything.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm a pony, and wewe can trust me. I'll try to find a place that's open. *Flies off*

Nearby at Carousel Botique

Rarity: *Loading wagon* This is absurd! I have to take all these dresses to Fillydelphia, where nearly everypony will rob wewe for everything wewe got!
Applejack: *Arrives* Howdy Rarity.
Rarity: Don't Howdy me! I have to go to-
Applejack: I know, wewe have to go to Fillydelphia with all those dresses in the wagon, but you're worried of getting robbed. If wewe pretend to be sick, wewe wouldn't have to go.
Rarity: Yes, you're right. *Sees upinde wa mvua Dash* upinde wa mvua Dash is coming. I'll pretend to be sick now.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives* Hi Applejack, and Rarity. Isn't it a lovely siku today?
Applejack: Yes it is, but not for Rarity. She's feeling sick.
Rarity: Yes she is- I mean I am!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't worry. If wewe want me to help, I can do that.
Rarity: Thank you. This wagon of dresses needs to go all the way to Fillydelphia. I don't know if anypony can get it there.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Applejack: Alrighty then.

upinde wa mvua Dash got hitched up to the wagon, and started going to Fillydelphia.

Applejack: And now, your worries are over.
Rarity: Oh Applejack, you're a genius.
Applejack: Nah, I'm just smart.
Rarity: That's what a genius is.
Applejack: Oh.

There was a steep kilima that upinde wa mvua Dash had to go over in order to get to Fillydelphia.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks up hill* Well, that's the only way to go to Fillydelphia, so here goes nothing. *Pulling wagon up mountain* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Mafia gppony, pony 53: *See upinde wa mvua Dash* Hey, where's Rarity?
Mafia gppony, pony 42: I don't know. That blue pegasus is doing the job for her.
Mafia gppony, pony 57: Let's rob her anyway. One gppony, pony is as good as another.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Almost to the top.
Mafia Ponies: Freeze! *Pointing guns at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: AH! *Runs away*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at upinde wa mvua Dash*

They shot her leg, and the blue pegasus fell on the ground. They thought she was dead, but upinde wa mvua Dash was faking it.

Mafia Ponies: *Unhitches upinde wa mvua Dash from wagon, and take it* These dresses will be great for our special someponies.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laying on ground* Aw man. Today was going so well, and then this had to happen.
Vinyl Scratch: *Arrives* Dash, are wewe okay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I wish I was.

Vinyl soon healed upinde wa mvua Dash with magic, and the two ponies walked back to Ponyville together.

upinde wa mvua Dash: I just remembered something. Zecora needs spice to make a potion, but every store that sells spice is closed.
Vinyl Scratch: I think I might be able to change that. I'll arrange a tamasha at one of those stores, and they'll have to open. Then, Zecora can get the spice she needs.

Back at Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch did exactly what she told upinde wa mvua Dash. The tamasha was a success, and Zecora was able to buy what she needed.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *At Carousel Botique with Applejack, and Rarity*
Rarity: I'm really sorry about what happened to wewe Rainbow.
Applejack: Me too, just a big misunderstanding. No harm done, right?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Right. I know wewe didn't mean for me to get shot.
Zecora: *Arrives* I want to thank wewe for your help Dash. I know to trust ponies zaidi often, especially if their name is upinde wa mvua Dash.
applejack & Rarity: *Walk away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, today has been a pretty interesting day.

Now everypony knows that they can Trust upinde wa mvua Dash

The End

The last one was created in 2018.

How To Get On The Front Page Of Fanpop

New Orleans

Man 72: *Sitting with a friend at a cafe*
Man 66: *On his laptop* I'm trying to get on the front page of this website called Fanpop, but it ain't workin'.
Man 72: Why not?
Man 66: Well I ilitumwa an makala called ten things wewe should never do while sleeping, and nobody seems to like it.
Man 72: Ten things wewe should't do while sleeping? wewe came up with that, and you're wondering why no one likes it?
Man 66: So I only came up with six things on the list, who cares?
Man 72: What kind of stuff usually gets on the front page?
Man 66: Well, there's a wonderful series of makala here from WindWakerGuy430 called Hidden Gems. He reviews video games that most people never heard of. They're pretty great.
Man 72: What else is on the front page there?
Man 66: Well it ain't just articles. wewe got pictures, mostly focusing on women and their breasts, which I think is odd. Then there's also a few video which...wait...what is this garbage? Nermai ilitumwa a trailer to that new movie.
Man 72: Who's Nermai?
Man 66: She's always on the front page, only because she keeps posting trailers to terrible movies!!
Sean: *Arrives* Hi, I'm an actual fanpop user. What seems to be the trouble?
Man 66: This bitch, kahaba keeps getting on the front page for postin' shit, and I don't even get any maoni on makala that I work very hard on!
Woman 50: Did someone say hard on?
Sean: No! *Pushes the woman into a bus* There are certain ways for wewe to get on the front page on fanpop.
Man 72: How so?
Sean: First off, you've noticed those pictures with the girls, right?
Man 72: Yeah.
Sean: Well, everyone's doing that. Even though half of those pictures are inappropriate, hundreds of people on this beloved website frequently post pictures of girls with either big tits, au big butts. Then there's the cute animals. Also, let's not forget that one My Little gppony, pony picture that keeps popping up. Why is that still there? There's tons of better pictures.
Man 72: Well I think we got the pictures down. How do wewe get on the front page with videos?
Sean: wewe don't, because Nermai, Greyswan618, and DarkSarcasm have no lives. They're always posting trailers to new sinema au TV shows that no one cares about, every single saa during the day. Except Tag. That looks great.
Man 66: What about Ready Player One?
Sean: That hasn't been on the front page in a while, but I do like that movie.
Man 66: How do I get my makala on the front page?
Sean: *Looks at the laptop* juu 10 Things wewe Shouldn't Do While Sleeping? wewe only have 6 items on here. This will never do. Unfortunately however, even if wewe do try to make a good article, Fanpop's too focused on those trailers I mentioned earlier. Anyways, that's all there is to it. Happy Fanpopping. *Walks away*
Man 66: *Deletes his account*