This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit zaidi unlikable than usual, but it can still work.
In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened kwa the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if wewe are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the kitanda Derpy is seen kusoma magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth gppony, pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: wewe know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did wewe see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd wewe find that bone?
Female: Same place wewe got your bone. It was just sitting here, inayofuata to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They alisema it was important. Something about a bone?
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The inayofuata morning the four are gathered around the meza, jedwali with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting inayofuata to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to songesha out just as bad as wewe want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd upendo to see wewe try doucheface.
Saten: Are wewe calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one mwezi on $938, just to prove
to wewe guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then wewe two mooches have to songesha out!
Derpy: Oh, wewe are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings wewe and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke wewe think?
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Turns out the only place Saten and Trixie can afford ends up being Stab City from San Andreas, again confirming the GTA universe to exist here, except they are all ponies. Having spent most of the money on one of the trailers alone they barely have enough for a pizza to eat, and basically have to camp as all they could afford was one lone lamp, as outside the Lost MC are having a party, Carly heard there two, but sounding drunk.
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Charlotte! Charlotte, I know wewe in there, bitch!
Female Voice: Leave me alone!
Trixie whimpers fearfully, Saten holds her.
Saten: It's okay, it'll be okay. We have light. As long as we have light, we're okay.
Suddenly Johnny Klebitz pokes his head though the window, and wordlessly grabs the lamp.
Johnny: I got zaidi for the fire! (distant cheers)
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Open, bitch!
Trixie: Oh, can't we just let Sword live at the house?
Saten: And encourage his freeloading lifestyle?! No way! Look, it's just one month. We'll get used to it.
(the LostMC guy bursts down the door and gunshots are heard):
LostMC Member: Haha, wewe dead bitch!
Poor Trixie quietly sobs.
Saten: (holds her) It's okay. She's dead. She's finally dead. (kisses her forehead) She's dead now.
(Trixie is clearly not comforted kwa this, though he still acts like she is)
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The inayofuata day, now broke, Saten and Trixie are at a local shoppers, both now covered in her, and her hair all a mess as well. They are also starving, Trixie being too scared to ask the LostMC for food, even Johnny scares her. He not exactly doing anything to make her feel welcome either.
Trixie Lulamoone: Babe please, I don't want to do this.
Saten: You're hungry, right? Just trust me, this will work. (approaches free samples) Ooh! What are these?! They're Jonah's pizza Nosh. Made with three cheeses. Great for a snack? (eats one) Mmm! Lisa, try one. This might be the taste you've been looking for.
Trixie nervously eats one.
Saten: And is this one a different flavor?
Lady: No, they're all the same.
Saten: Lisa, try the other flavor and tell me which one we should buy. (Trixie eats it nervously) Good, right? Now, I'm sometimes has to shovel chakula in my mouth like a bear. Will these accommodate my fast-paced lifestyle? (shoves all the samples in his mouth) They do!
Trixie: Alright enough.. (angrily storms out)
Saten: No, wait!
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Saten flew outside and catches up to her.
Trixie: I'm going home, Saten. Face it, we've lost! We've got no food, we're camped with bikers, and I'm still starving here!
Saten: No don't give up w-
Trixie: No Derpy was right. Minimum wage isn't enough to live on. I'm done! (she goes to a bus stop and waits) Least we have our bus pass, I'm taking it home. I'm not going back to the biker cqmp, I don't like being a girl there.
Saten (one of his few times he's angry at her): Fine bitch, go nyumbani wewe quitter!
Trixie rolls her eyes and goes the bus. Saten has a last sekunde change of moyo and runs over.
Saten: No wait, I'm sorry! Don't go honey!
But it's too late the bus leaves, and worse the lady from before has returned.
Lady: That's the guy, Jonah.
Store Manger: So I hear wewe like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what wewe like to do?
Saten: No I ju-
Manager (leaps onto him, holding him down) Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels kwa hand!
Lady: That's right, Jonah, mush that face. I upendo you, baby.
Manager: wewe are my queen, Rebecca.
Saten: (Mmmmp! Mmmmp!)
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Only one saa later Saten Twist managed to get bailed out kwa Johnny, who was watching from a distance and openly mocked the red gppony, pony about the whole trying to live on only a thousand dollars for a month. Saying he's surprised that the "pretty girl'' lasted as long as she had, saying Carly felt bad for her but didn't know how to approach them without scaring them.
Johnny drops Saten off a burgershot, giving him some money for a meal before he drives off, proving himself to a nicer guy then Trixie expected, she just had left before got to find it out. Saten ate a burger and fries but once done he quickly realizes he's broke again and asks the manager for a job, but is rejected due to his messy demeanour. Enraged Saten Twist steals the man's shoes and runs off.
Manager: Wait! wewe can have the shoes! Just leave the orthotics! They were specifically designed kwa Dr. Ross for my feet only! I pronate! They help reduce the stress to my ankles!.. (he tries to walk but break his foot immediately) Yah, God!
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Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.
Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.
One gppony, pony stops.
Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?
Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!
(the gppony, pony glares leaves, inayofuata comes a gppony, pony verison of Roland Brown, a minor character OC).
Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.
Roland: Where'd wewe get those?
Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?
Roland: They look too small for you.
Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?
Roland: It matters cause I'm a cop.
Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over kwa a car.
gppony, pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!
gppony, pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.
Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!
Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.
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Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.
Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.
Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If wewe can't afford insurance, wewe got to wait.
Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's gppony, pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.
Saten: How long have wewe been waiting?
Wade: Six, seven hour.
Saten: What are wewe here for?
Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?
Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.
Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached kwa gppony, pony Trevor Phillips. Who's shown at the bottom photo.
Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. wewe want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make wewe all better. it's a natural remedy!
Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.
Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.
Saten: (smokes) Yeah...
Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.
Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.
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alisema place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.
Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
Saten: Shh.
The two sneak in.
Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtoobly?
Saten: No, a Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)
Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.
Sword: Intruders!
Saten: Great wewe broke it.
Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a kisu and stabs him repeatedly)
Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).
Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?
Trrixie: Babe what are wewe doing?!
Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!
Derpy goes over comforting him.
Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! wewe guys were right. wewe can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!
Sword: It's been less than three days.
Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?
Saten: wewe can stay here as long as wewe need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and salama with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I upendo wewe all so...
Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)
Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!
Trevor stumbles over the ukuta and begins using his own blood to make a pembetatu on the ukuta with his own wound.
Derpy: What's he doing?
Sword: (dryly) He's dying.
Derpy: No, he's drawing something.
Trixie: Ooh, I upendo Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!
Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the kisu flips out of his back and flies into his juu head.
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The real episode ended there so guess I'll end mine..
Don't worry about T. He'll just respawn XD..
Here's the only picha I can find of a gppony, pony Trevor..
In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened kwa the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if wewe are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the kitanda Derpy is seen kusoma magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth gppony, pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: wewe know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did wewe see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd wewe find that bone?
Female: Same place wewe got your bone. It was just sitting here, inayofuata to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They alisema it was important. Something about a bone?
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The inayofuata morning the four are gathered around the meza, jedwali with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting inayofuata to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to songesha out just as bad as wewe want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd upendo to see wewe try doucheface.
Saten: Are wewe calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one mwezi on $938, just to prove
to wewe guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then wewe two mooches have to songesha out!
Derpy: Oh, wewe are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings wewe and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke wewe think?
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Turns out the only place Saten and Trixie can afford ends up being Stab City from San Andreas, again confirming the GTA universe to exist here, except they are all ponies. Having spent most of the money on one of the trailers alone they barely have enough for a pizza to eat, and basically have to camp as all they could afford was one lone lamp, as outside the Lost MC are having a party, Carly heard there two, but sounding drunk.
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Charlotte! Charlotte, I know wewe in there, bitch!
Female Voice: Leave me alone!
Trixie whimpers fearfully, Saten holds her.
Saten: It's okay, it'll be okay. We have light. As long as we have light, we're okay.
Suddenly Johnny Klebitz pokes his head though the window, and wordlessly grabs the lamp.
Johnny: I got zaidi for the fire! (distant cheers)
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Open, bitch!
Trixie: Oh, can't we just let Sword live at the house?
Saten: And encourage his freeloading lifestyle?! No way! Look, it's just one month. We'll get used to it.
(the LostMC guy bursts down the door and gunshots are heard):
LostMC Member: Haha, wewe dead bitch!
Poor Trixie quietly sobs.
Saten: (holds her) It's okay. She's dead. She's finally dead. (kisses her forehead) She's dead now.
(Trixie is clearly not comforted kwa this, though he still acts like she is)
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The inayofuata day, now broke, Saten and Trixie are at a local shoppers, both now covered in her, and her hair all a mess as well. They are also starving, Trixie being too scared to ask the LostMC for food, even Johnny scares her. He not exactly doing anything to make her feel welcome either.
Trixie Lulamoone: Babe please, I don't want to do this.
Saten: You're hungry, right? Just trust me, this will work. (approaches free samples) Ooh! What are these?! They're Jonah's pizza Nosh. Made with three cheeses. Great for a snack? (eats one) Mmm! Lisa, try one. This might be the taste you've been looking for.
Trixie nervously eats one.
Saten: And is this one a different flavor?
Lady: No, they're all the same.
Saten: Lisa, try the other flavor and tell me which one we should buy. (Trixie eats it nervously) Good, right? Now, I'm sometimes has to shovel chakula in my mouth like a bear. Will these accommodate my fast-paced lifestyle? (shoves all the samples in his mouth) They do!
Trixie: Alright enough.. (angrily storms out)
Saten: No, wait!
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Saten flew outside and catches up to her.
Trixie: I'm going home, Saten. Face it, we've lost! We've got no food, we're camped with bikers, and I'm still starving here!
Saten: No don't give up w-
Trixie: No Derpy was right. Minimum wage isn't enough to live on. I'm done! (she goes to a bus stop and waits) Least we have our bus pass, I'm taking it home. I'm not going back to the biker cqmp, I don't like being a girl there.
Saten (one of his few times he's angry at her): Fine bitch, go nyumbani wewe quitter!
Trixie rolls her eyes and goes the bus. Saten has a last sekunde change of moyo and runs over.
Saten: No wait, I'm sorry! Don't go honey!
But it's too late the bus leaves, and worse the lady from before has returned.
Lady: That's the guy, Jonah.
Store Manger: So I hear wewe like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what wewe like to do?
Saten: No I ju-
Manager (leaps onto him, holding him down) Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels kwa hand!
Lady: That's right, Jonah, mush that face. I upendo you, baby.
Manager: wewe are my queen, Rebecca.
Saten: (Mmmmp! Mmmmp!)
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Only one saa later Saten Twist managed to get bailed out kwa Johnny, who was watching from a distance and openly mocked the red gppony, pony about the whole trying to live on only a thousand dollars for a month. Saying he's surprised that the "pretty girl'' lasted as long as she had, saying Carly felt bad for her but didn't know how to approach them without scaring them.
Johnny drops Saten off a burgershot, giving him some money for a meal before he drives off, proving himself to a nicer guy then Trixie expected, she just had left before got to find it out. Saten ate a burger and fries but once done he quickly realizes he's broke again and asks the manager for a job, but is rejected due to his messy demeanour. Enraged Saten Twist steals the man's shoes and runs off.
Manager: Wait! wewe can have the shoes! Just leave the orthotics! They were specifically designed kwa Dr. Ross for my feet only! I pronate! They help reduce the stress to my ankles!.. (he tries to walk but break his foot immediately) Yah, God!
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Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.
Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.
One gppony, pony stops.
Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?
Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!
(the gppony, pony glares leaves, inayofuata comes a gppony, pony verison of Roland Brown, a minor character OC).
Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.
Roland: Where'd wewe get those?
Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?
Roland: They look too small for you.
Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?
Roland: It matters cause I'm a cop.
Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over kwa a car.
gppony, pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!
gppony, pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.
Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!
Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.
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Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.
Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.
Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If wewe can't afford insurance, wewe got to wait.
Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's gppony, pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.
Saten: How long have wewe been waiting?
Wade: Six, seven hour.
Saten: What are wewe here for?
Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?
Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.
Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached kwa gppony, pony Trevor Phillips. Who's shown at the bottom photo.
Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. wewe want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make wewe all better. it's a natural remedy!
Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.
Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.
Saten: (smokes) Yeah...
Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.
Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.
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alisema place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.
Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
Saten: Shh.
The two sneak in.
Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtoobly?
Saten: No, a Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)
Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.
Sword: Intruders!
Saten: Great wewe broke it.
Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a kisu and stabs him repeatedly)
Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).
Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?
Trrixie: Babe what are wewe doing?!
Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!
Derpy goes over comforting him.
Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! wewe guys were right. wewe can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!
Sword: It's been less than three days.
Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?
Saten: wewe can stay here as long as wewe need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and salama with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I upendo wewe all so...
Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)
Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!
Trevor stumbles over the ukuta and begins using his own blood to make a pembetatu on the ukuta with his own wound.
Derpy: What's he doing?
Sword: (dryly) He's dying.
Derpy: No, he's drawing something.
Trixie: Ooh, I upendo Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!
Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the kisu flips out of his back and flies into his juu head.
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The real episode ended there so guess I'll end mine..
Don't worry about T. He'll just respawn XD..
Here's the only picha I can find of a gppony, pony Trevor..
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a mwaka since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through gppony, pony Life 'til the inayofuata gppony, pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my inayopendelewa to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
