Princess Cadence

#5: ALAN (two and a half men)..
Yes I still watch this show, even though nobody else dose..

#4: ERIC CARTMAN (south park):
Now that I'm older, I see a new side of this show.
And that's, that, almost everyone about it makes wewe feel sick to your stomach from the amount of times we see poop being used for bizarre humor, and that makes me very qreezy, espically Mr Hanky, I still have nightmares of that episode..
But anyway.
Although OLD Cartman still sucks at being funny.
NEW Cartman, is so much of a bad role model, that I can't help but find it hilarious..

#3: HOMER SIMPSON (the simpsons):
It's no secret...

#10:
One time I tried pushing my friend into a pool, but I tripped and it was me myself who ended up getting wet..

#9:
I have an unhealthy obsession with certain bands..

#8:
I have no idea how much money is inside my own bank account, and especially now, when I have a full time job..

#7:
I hate country, even though, with a family like mine.
Country muziki can be heard, fuckin EVERYWHERE!!

#6:
My mother says I like Vinny from Family guy.
Can never make a statement, without it sounding sarcastic..

#5:
I don't have much faith in my own religion.

#4:
My teacher once stated that being lucky is false.
His exact...

Episode 4: Nova Volume #5 Issue #1 - #3

[Warning! This contains spoilers for Marvel NOW Nova!]

Nick: Hello and welcome to another episode of Comic Talk! I'm Nick.

Sunset Shimmer: And I'm Sunset Shimmer! Today we're going to review of Marvel NOW Nova!

Nick: But first, some background. The Nova Corps are a protective force originating from Xandar.

Sunset Shimmer: A good comparison if the Green Lantern Corps.

Nick: Our story starts with a youth named Sam Alexander. He lives with a little sister, a drunk father who claims to be a Nova Centurion, and a mother who is a homemaker.

Sunset Shimmer: One day,...

Link to Episode 1: link

Rarity, Applejack, and upinde wa mvua Dash were at Carousel Botique. wewe can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* wewe alisema we'd only try on two outfits. wewe made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!
Spot: The one that aliiba all of our rubies!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of her...

Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, the train yard
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 11:15 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

While Hawkeye was walking to the train yard, he saw a man with blue hair, wearing a white gown.

Hawkeye: Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Walks over to Hawkeye* Hey, are wewe a new worker?
Hawkeye: wewe might say that.
Orion: Well, what do wewe think about this dress?
Hawkeye: Would wewe mind a little bit of constructive criticism?
Orion: Not at all.
Hawkeye: First of all, I think it looks great. It's quite "amazing" to see wewe wear one of those, but one thing, wewe must wear a slip.
Orion: A what?
Hawkeye:...

Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the sekunde form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...

Ralphie: *Crying in his bed*

Three blocks away, Schwartz was getting his. There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but incessantly that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, and then they'd be sorry.

Flashback time.

Ralphie: *Wearing sunglasses, a fedora, and trench coat. He carries a cane, as he walks onto the front porch of his house, and knocks twice on the door*
Mother: *Opens door* Why, it's Ralph.
Dad: *Happy* Come on in Ralph. Where have wewe been?
Ralphie: *Walks into door, and taps things with his cane*
Mother: *Shocked* Why, he's carrying in a cane.
Dad: Is he......

I thought someone would've saw the problems au that I'll find a youtuber that would at least hate this movie. But...Nope no one dislikes this movie but me. I mean the problems aren't the hardest to see. I'm just surprised no one has spot any of the flaws in this movie....That's just so surprising. This is just like the time when I was the only one who thought that Elsa had a personality. Well...This is going to be interesting for sure then. Can't wait to see the bashing on this article. Anyway I guess I should be telling wewe how this review going to work. First since this is a musical I'm going...