ARTillery Inbound

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID wewe DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE Marafiki OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME gppony, pony PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT wewe PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE upendo INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN wewe WENT...

"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked kwa those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hujambo I won't give wewe any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so wewe can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are wewe helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel wewe will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - onyesha yourself and stop using radio wewe are pissing me...

#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much zaidi serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the siku to siku activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: wewe know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: wewe were supposed to make them laugh wewe idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...

13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen wewe here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to kitanda with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...