twilight sparkle

When Jeff returned to his army's HQ in Ponyville, he saw Twilight Sparkle.

Jeff: Colonel Williams has been defeated Princess.
Twilight: Good work man. You're learning very quickly. However, there's another gppony, pony wewe must kill. The gppony, pony Alliance has heavy defenses set up in Manehattan. If we take over that town, we can take control of their stock market, and make them go bankrupt. We've been trying to take that town for a long time, but we've never succeeded.
Jeff: Who is the inayofuata gppony, pony wewe want me to kill?
Twilight: A general, kwa the name of Mazda Friscero. He's a unicorn, and knows a lot of powerful...

nyota Shimmer was stomping around in her room, Beachberry and Starshine sitting on her bed.

Star Shimmer: UGH! I can't believe that worthless Black Rise won!!!
Starshine: I know, right?
Beachberry: Yeah.
Star Shimmer: *slams a mirror* HELP ME COME UP WITH THINGS, DON'T JUST AGREE WITH ME!
Beachberry: *backs away*
Starshine: *backs away*
Beachberry: Well, wewe could ruin her speech....
Star Shimmer: That's it! Beachberry, you're a genius! STARSHINE! Get out a notebook and start uandishi our plan down!
Starshine: *quickly gets out a notebook* What is our plan?
Beachberry: We could use a spell that makes...

(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff wewe have where are wewe going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...

when they opened the door,streamers popped out of nowhere..the whole room was neat but decorated the 4 ponies were all awestruck while Spectrum was grinning

"Welcome back,sir Spark" a night colored stallion came forward,smiling at the ponies "did wewe like it?"

the surprised ponies all nodded at the same time,but Spectrum came mbele and shook the the stallion in front of them

"Nice to see wewe again,Cosmic...and please..dont call me 'sir'...where's Mr. Click?our old caretaker?" Spectrum asked

"My father retired,so he left the responsibility to me" Cosmic replied

Flame snapped out of it and looked...

Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.

Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do wewe always say the same thing to a gppony, pony 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered kwa another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: wewe were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: wewe just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't...