Nightmare Moon~ Human Version

It's time to discuss the greatest film series ever. The My Little gppony, pony Equestria Girls has 4 films and it's time to review them all.

Equestria Girls review

Summary: gppony, pony Twilight Sparkle goes to the human dimension to get her princess crown. She becomes Marafiki with human versions of her Marafiki and they team up to stop Sunset Shimer.

Review: My inayopendelewa Equestria Girls film. Twilight's my inayopendelewa character and this film lets her shine. The jokes about her being a human are hilarious. Her Marafiki work better in this film, because they hog less screen time. All of the characters are decent...

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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't songesha out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and wewe as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with wewe after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No gppony, pony payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German gppony, pony 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will wewe be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, kwa 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...

You're now chatting with a bila mpangilio stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, wewe can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragoni wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...

The race contined on for ten zaidi laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do wewe think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a dakika later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, wewe get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank wewe so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...