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It was the early years of celestia, celestia and Luna had just turned discord to stone, their brother moto dash was heavely injured as before celestia and luna used the elements of harmony, he fought discord and this is his story

"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" alisema celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, wewe can always trust me" the young prince alisema bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when wewe return wewe teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and alisema to her brother with cheer...

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her nyumbani dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back alisema artifact kwa winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won alisema vote three times over,...

At the hospital, a gppony, pony on a kitanda was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed kwa news reporters.

News: Can wewe tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying wewe beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If wewe touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend wewe of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...

Yes, yes. Queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with Queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...