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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, inayofuata to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a gppony, gppony, pony in this car
Nikki is drag racing a gppony, pony in this car


Nikki: *Sees the gppony, pony in his car* Enjoy that car while wewe can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the gppony, pony racing her* wewe picked the wrong gppony, pony to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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Everyone in this town is fucked up!
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my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - hujambo Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - hujambo Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as upinde wa mvua Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought zaidi guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back kwa now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell wewe A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are wewe okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one siku I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of wewe are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! wewe can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of wewe must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling wewe would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased kwa this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops inayofuata to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, wewe go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. wewe do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of wewe wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their Marafiki about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did wewe get to jiunge the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the siku the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they upendo a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the gppony, pony in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He alisema he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill wewe two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the mitaani, mtaa from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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