DAWN Happy krisimasi :)

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 nyota hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving wewe a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that wewe are able to function relatively well. However, wewe are still parched. wewe can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.



2 nyota hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. wewe may look okay but wewe have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee wewe chug to...

1. wewe WON! How do wewe feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3
Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas ujumla, jumla awesomeness.

2. What would wewe say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since wewe asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD
The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them bitch, kahaba about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....

Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I wewe know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can wewe feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until wewe hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A siku without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live kwa the sword get shot kwa those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime wewe have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is alisema that if wewe line up...

Having known him a mere two months, ever since I met Nate, my life has felt happier. Having attracted countless stalkers in a short period of time, Nate holds the prestigious prize of "Best Newbie ever," aswell as being so fudging pervy that withint 20 dakika of knowing him, I made a bet that he couldn't be a perv for an entire day.

I lost.

Immediately link kwa the ussually bitchy OTH community, Nate lurked around the OTH chat, eventually starting a revolution. The Pinja spot. The rest is history.

Why so many people get on with him, I'll never know. Maybe because he's one of the few who don't...