Why do wewe like the penguins?

At first, I wasn't going to make this a five paragraph essay. But my English class just got to me; five paragraph essays are kind of a habit now! Darn you, Mrs. S-------! XD

First off, they are a creative bunch of guys. The serious guy, the sweet and innocent kid, the genius inventor, and the psychotic dynamite regurgitator. Do wewe really see anything like that nowadays? All I see in most of these modern cartoons are a bunch of guys who act like idiots. Plus, they are characters lots can relate to; they have moments that make wewe go, "Wow, I know how he feels." Not to mention that if wewe can go deeper into these characters, you'll get things that reveal so much zaidi to them, like Private being a golf champ who let his awesomeness get to him one time.

Also, they are just plain funny. They have jokes that not a lot of people would get au simply really bila mpangilio jokes. Like when Skipper thought he was a girl; I hope I'm not the only one who was dying from laughter!

Finally, they are a vrey unique bunch. Siriusly, when was the last time you've seen a rookery of kick-butt penguins around?! I think never. This is the only time you'll ever see a group like this, and I'm going to cherish it for as long as I can.

So there. :P

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I like the penguins because they can BUTT kick anyone who gets in their way. They are the smartest little rookery of penguins I have ever known. Skipper is an awesome LEADER! Kowalski is the smartest person...or penguin..I have ever laid eyes on. Rico is AWESOME with Dynamite and no one can ever forget the word KABOOM now. Private is the CUTEST little lolli licking penguin, auk I have ever seen! He is just SOOOO CUTE! And no one can ever forget the lemurs! King julien is pretty AWESOME if wewe ask me, and no one can forget about his two loyal subjects Maurice and Mort! Marlene acts SO much like me, thats the reason why
I like her. XD Heck, EVERY animal in the Central Park Zoo is awesome and hilarious in their own ways and every way is unique. XDXDXDXDXD

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I think the better swali would be why would someone NOT like the penguins!
First off, they're attitude is just hilarious and loveable. They're kind of Heroes and kind of slackers. They'll do(or try to do) a job, but if they fail, then they're just going to leave the mess they made where it is and forget about it. Plus, they're those action-adventure Heroes wewe see in movies.
Also, the characters are each a piece of a pie. People usually like shows where they can relate to stuff and this onyesha practically has every personality one can have(smart, action-craver, psychotic, cute/naive, party-guy, world class stupid, I'm-so-smarter-than-you-but-I'll-do-what-you-tell-me-to-do attitude, girly, food-lova, silence-lover, etc.)
And the onyesha is just flat-out funny. The jokes are original and it usually doesn't include any crude humor(except when the characters purposely chuckle at something to onyesha their stupidity).

Because these penguins, and the onyesha keep my inmanged going! If it wasn't for these penguins, it would be most likely I would be sad all the damn time. Thanks to Skipper, his momtvation keeps me going. Thanks to Kowalski, he teaches me and his brains way XD. Thanks to Rico, his ways of being so destructive keeps me having fun! And thanks to Private and his kindness he makes my moyo so big and loveable. ^^ wewe penguin, auk DUDES ROCK!!!! :D

Because they're awesomely awesome. I upendo the Penguins becuse it's good humor, for all ages, (my dad even likes it) with no disgusting toilet humor. I like it because they are cute and cuddly, which is what I like in a Penguin. (hence my name)