"Since when is Red John a squirrel?' asked Patrick Jane
"I am not zhe Red John wewe are tinking of. I am zhe Red Skvirrel. wewe can call me "Red", au kwa my birth name "Rudolfus", au just "Rudy"."

"Then why introduce yourself as Red John?"

"Blowhole gave me the code name. We were each aliyopewa names after villanis the detectives have faced in zhe past. Blowy vas Pelant, Zhe panya King vas Paddy O'Dell, and Hans vas supposed to be Sassone (from CSI NY).But since I now see we are no longer doink zhat." alisema Rudy, sheepishly

"I'm surprised that wewe managed to sneak a party of 13 past my guards. Frankly, I'm...

When Monique and Lexii woke up, they were zaidi than a bit surprised at what happened. After all, it's not every siku that wewe see the Penguins. ( for me it is, but that's ' cause i live with them) . It was almost funny to see them faint. I mean wewe could do any number of these when wewe meet the penguins ; freak out and run (like peacebaby7), au wewe could faint, au wewe could call yourself insane, au wewe could have a fangasm.

"Why have wewe brought us here?" asked PB.
" Simple." answered Skipper" we need wewe to spread the word on fanpop about not cancelling P.o.M. that, plus, we figured it'd be...

" Ok, team, time for a group meeting>" alisema Skipper, once we were seated around the cinder block.
" This isn't about some invention, is it? ' asks CC
" No. It's about Fanpop."
" What about it?" i ask.
' We need the names of some of the "Popular" mashabiki of P.o.M" says Kowalski.
" well, don't ask me, I'm not on fanpop. the world's not ready to read my Hetalia fics.' says kristen
" Oh, well let's see, there's Mostar1219, _Lexi23_, peacebaby7...." says CC
"Perfect! We only need three names!" says Skipper
" Why?" I ask
"We're introducing them to ourselves." explains Private.
" Well, it's a coincidence, 'cause...

10709 people talking
R:Rat King, here.
R:Hello?
C:Hey.
R:Finally! an answer!
C:Answer what.
R:You answered.
C:What do wewe think about the study of neuroscience?
R:What? I'm not the dude to be asking! Talk to that brainy flightless bird!
C:Ohh. wewe must really like her.
R:The brainy one's a dude, like me! Even if he wasn't i wouldn't like him!
C:Do wewe want to talk about your frustration?
R;No!
C:Are wewe a robot?
R:No! I'm a muscular sewer panya that'll ngumi, punch your face in if wewe dion't shut up!
C:How do wewe know wewe are not human
R:I"m a rat! not a human!
C:Have wewe heard of INQ?
R:What?!
C:Whaa!
R'Huh?
C:Mivan?
R:Who?...

It was a dark and stormy afternoon and it was a rough flight for Sindaj who was leaving the Shanghai docks with a shipment of assorted fish. The lightning flashed and the thunder rumbled and the rain pounded Sindaj's hull. Strong, gale force winds were building and rocking her jet. "Skipper there is a storm brewing. My sensors identify it as a typhoon... I actually feel nervous" she alisema over her radio. Meanwhile back at the lair, the other penguins were tracking her flight. "it doesnt look good, Skipper. Intel has just issued a hurricane warning. That typhoon just upgraded to a hurricane....

"Boss, we just brought her in," Al alisema bluntly. 

"Oh, her? Why good god, I know wewe guys are pathetically weak, but Lune got mugged kwa a girl? Haha! Aren't wewe all such good bitches~" The Kid softly purred, sitting back in his office. 

The door opened, two mobsters, armed to the beak with knives, dragged along a short female penguin, slightly thin with curled hairs as a result of being beat with fists, she didn't speak, not even evoking a feeling of anger, if anything, she almost looked glad that she was here. 

"Excuse us for a moment Al, she looks like she'll make a perfect victim.." The...

Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH zaidi powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and wewe WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the ukuta again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...

Skipper: Well that wasn't so bad.
Private(waking up): What happened?
Kowalski: We were about to crash but Gallis and Lucile managed to land us safely on the beach, pwani of this island. But it is easy, since controling a plane is a piece of fish. Right, Gallis?
Gallis(tired out): Speak for yourself! Keeping a plane from crashing isn't as easy as wewe think! Right Lucile? Lucile?
He found out thay she was asleep on the ground and then found him falling to the ground and also falling asleep.
Private: Okay, so how about some lunch?
Ashley: Great idea, lad.
They dragged the sleepful pair aboard.
But they didn't...

I vas born on ze 23rd on July, 1990 in a hatchery in Germany., ze son of proud, headstrong Puffins. My parents moved my family to ze Coast of Copenhagen Denmark soon after I was born. One of my earliest memories vas of ze ocean and ze sunset off ze rocks where our nest was. I was... different from ze other puffins my age, in ze sense zhat i vas zaidi bold and daring than they.

My father , Heinrich, saw a spark in my zhat he had not seen since he vas my age. Und so I vas sent to a training camp in the Galapagos to be trained as a solder and a secret agent. I vas ze only puffin there und so I vas...

"she got shot down...and she crash landed in Denmark" whispered Skipper. Meanwhile Sindaj was in the dirt and in very critical condition. Her right wing and left leg was badly broken and she was cut up and bruised in many places. She was unconscious with a concussion. She didnt feel herself being dragged away. She awoke in a Danish prison cell. Her head was buzzing like Rico's chainsaw. She knew that she was in trouble then sat in the corner and waited. Back at the penguin, auk lair, plans were brewing. "okay so we know shes in Denmark but in what city" asked Kowalski, scratching his head with his...

"Are wewe feeling okay right now Lilly? Blanket the right temperature? mto fluffed good enough? Mattress adjusted properl-" alisema Skipper. "I MAY BE PREGNANT BUT I'M NOT HELPLESS!!!!" yelled Lilly. "Oh, excuse me then, but I'm just being a gentleman, besides, it's rude to push a pregnant lady around," alisema Skipper, lightly patting her slightly bulged stomach. "That's fine, but don't be so overly dainty about it, kwa god that gets miserably annoying," alisema Lilly. "How long have wewe known?" asked Skipper. "For about a week now, the egg should be out in a few days, maybe a couple weeks," said...

Dr. Damion was indeed in mixed feelings, he had captured almost all the recruits from the resistance, but Lost captivity of Private and 6 other recruits. He then refocused his goals, it was time for a new plan. "I have an excellent idea," alisema Dr. Damion, getting up from his chair and heading to his security room. He entered the room and saw Johnston sitting in his chair of the security room, he spun it around so quickly that Johnston screamed. "Aaaahhh!!! Good afternoon Doctor!!" alisema Johnston surprised. "I'm going to leave for now Johnston to bring back the preserved minds of the zaidi recent...

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....