THE inayofuata MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, wewe boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff penguin, auk as he flexed his HUGE penguin, auk muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse, everyone looked directly at Lilly. She really wanted to, but Skipper said: "Sorry boys, team members only!" This ofcourse infuriated Lilly. Skipper promised he would tell Roy the truth about Lilly, but he didn't stick to his word. "IM FIGHTING!" Lilly declared as she grabbed a fighting stick. Roy looked down at Lilly and laughed. "Haha! A cleaning lady? Fighting ME? Im gonna break wewe like a pretty little toothpick miss!" Roy took a step twoards Lilly, trying to intimidate her, but she stood her ground. "BRING IT ON GRANDPA!" Lilly shouted as she struck a battle pose. "Lilly!" Skipper tried to stop the squabble, but it was too late. Lilly pounced at Roy, swinging the stick at the back of his neck. The blow knocked Roy to the floor. "You pack quite a ngumi, punch little lady. HIYA!" Roy swing his stick at Lilly's feet, knowcking her on her back. Then he sat ontop of her and punched her repeatedly in the face. "NOOO!!" Skipper cried. He tried to pull off his dad, but Roy just slapped him aside. Lilly's facce was completely busted up when Roy finished beating her up. D:!!!!!"Don't fool yourself dollface. wewe aint tough." He then kicked Lilly in the side and waddled twoards the guys. "ARE wewe INSANE!! wewe JUST KILLED SKIPPA'S GIRLFRIEND!" Private screeched at the juu of his lungs. Roy's eyes bulged as he looked back at Skipper, who was siting inayofuata to Lilly. She wasn't moving. He then waddled up to Skipper and put his flipper on his shoulder. "Skipper....im sorry....I didn't mean to..." Roy put his face in his flippers and began to cry. So did Skipper. Suddenly, Lilly opened her eyes and stood up. Her face was bloody and bruised. When she got on her feet she wabbled alittle. "So, now ya know........."before she could finish, she collapsed into Kowalski's flippers. "Kowalski. Take Lilly to the infirmary, STAT!" Skipper ordered. Kowalski did so without hesitation. Skipper then turned at his father and glared. " Get out......."He whispered. Roy tried to speak, but Skipper cut him off. " GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
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THE inayofuata DAY!!!!!!!
Lilly was asleep in the HQ while the guys were getting rid of Roy. All of his things were shoved in a large cardboard box. "I know your upset, but I can't help myself when I get into kill mode.....I didn't kill her though. Right?" They were not amused. They shoved Roy into the crate and closed the lid. There was some shuffling and then Roy let out a large cry. "Son....SON! There's someone in here!!!!!!" Then the voice of a cute little female penguin, auk was heard. "HA! Finally! Eat BB's wewe big jerk!!" Then, the female opened moto on Roy while inside the crate. Once the barrage was over, Kowalski opened the crate and let the little female out. "Thanks Jazzy!" He cheered as gave her a hi-5. "Don't mention it Kowalski...all in a day's work. Im gonna go visit Lilly! See ya!" Then Jazzy Skipped away twoards the HQ. Private, Skipper, and Rico looked at Kowalski oddly. "Uh...who was--"---"Sorry Skipper. Classified." Kowalski winked and walked away.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, wewe boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff penguin, auk as he flexed his HUGE penguin, auk muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse, everyone looked directly at Lilly. She really wanted to, but Skipper said: "Sorry boys, team members only!" This ofcourse infuriated Lilly. Skipper promised he would tell Roy the truth about Lilly, but he didn't stick to his word. "IM FIGHTING!" Lilly declared as she grabbed a fighting stick. Roy looked down at Lilly and laughed. "Haha! A cleaning lady? Fighting ME? Im gonna break wewe like a pretty little toothpick miss!" Roy took a step twoards Lilly, trying to intimidate her, but she stood her ground. "BRING IT ON GRANDPA!" Lilly shouted as she struck a battle pose. "Lilly!" Skipper tried to stop the squabble, but it was too late. Lilly pounced at Roy, swinging the stick at the back of his neck. The blow knocked Roy to the floor. "You pack quite a ngumi, punch little lady. HIYA!" Roy swing his stick at Lilly's feet, knowcking her on her back. Then he sat ontop of her and punched her repeatedly in the face. "NOOO!!" Skipper cried. He tried to pull off his dad, but Roy just slapped him aside. Lilly's facce was completely busted up when Roy finished beating her up. D:!!!!!"Don't fool yourself dollface. wewe aint tough." He then kicked Lilly in the side and waddled twoards the guys. "ARE wewe INSANE!! wewe JUST KILLED SKIPPA'S GIRLFRIEND!" Private screeched at the juu of his lungs. Roy's eyes bulged as he looked back at Skipper, who was siting inayofuata to Lilly. She wasn't moving. He then waddled up to Skipper and put his flipper on his shoulder. "Skipper....im sorry....I didn't mean to..." Roy put his face in his flippers and began to cry. So did Skipper. Suddenly, Lilly opened her eyes and stood up. Her face was bloody and bruised. When she got on her feet she wabbled alittle. "So, now ya know........."before she could finish, she collapsed into Kowalski's flippers. "Kowalski. Take Lilly to the infirmary, STAT!" Skipper ordered. Kowalski did so without hesitation. Skipper then turned at his father and glared. " Get out......."He whispered. Roy tried to speak, but Skipper cut him off. " GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
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THE inayofuata DAY!!!!!!!
Lilly was asleep in the HQ while the guys were getting rid of Roy. All of his things were shoved in a large cardboard box. "I know your upset, but I can't help myself when I get into kill mode.....I didn't kill her though. Right?" They were not amused. They shoved Roy into the crate and closed the lid. There was some shuffling and then Roy let out a large cry. "Son....SON! There's someone in here!!!!!!" Then the voice of a cute little female penguin, auk was heard. "HA! Finally! Eat BB's wewe big jerk!!" Then, the female opened moto on Roy while inside the crate. Once the barrage was over, Kowalski opened the crate and let the little female out. "Thanks Jazzy!" He cheered as gave her a hi-5. "Don't mention it Kowalski...all in a day's work. Im gonna go visit Lilly! See ya!" Then Jazzy Skipped away twoards the HQ. Private, Skipper, and Rico looked at Kowalski oddly. "Uh...who was--"---"Sorry Skipper. Classified." Kowalski winked and walked away.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
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