Penguins of Madagascar Article: I Wanna Control You(?) Lyrics!!!

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posted by KowalSkip9

I Wanna Control wewe - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't wewe listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed kwa ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make wewe mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope wewe shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if wewe spot anything wewe know is a mistake.

Kinomiya, peacebaby7 and 5 others like this

karenkook You forgot the "are" after geniuses. Instead of "motion" it's "ocean" "a full" is "wonderful" "A metorpolitan N.Y.C" is "Of metropolitan N.Y.C" Lastly, "motion" is again "ocean" I was singing this just before I saw this article. O_o

kowalskiro Blowhole you have the voice of an ANGEL.

Bluekait I love you blowhole

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Not sure what to name it......

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Source: Miss understanding

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Walski At Work

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Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

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The Penguins Of Madagascar Mc

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Private is the Only One Here who Looks Sincere XD

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Source: Night and Dazed

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Go samaki

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Title card for King Julien For a Day.

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Source: King Julien For A siku

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The Penguins and Lemurs ambush Prof. Quimby

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panya Fink

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Source: panya Fink

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private's mto

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Source: PoM epi "driven to the brink"

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Mental Breakdown!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Right Hand Man

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OMIGOSH A SQUIRREL!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden squirrel

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I caught me a Private!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Truth Ache

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Kowalski imitating the doll

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Source: Hello, Dollface

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Duct-taped to a dumpster...not wierd at all...

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Source: Concrete Jungle Survival

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Uhh...What?

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penguins celabrates halloween!

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Source: there trick au treating!

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Fallout: Chapter 1: Early Years

posted by Metallica1147

Author’s Note: I don’t care if wewe don’t like the story. Haters gonna hate is what I say. All I ask is that wewe don’t flame me for my grammar. I try my best to hariri as much as I can but I can’t seem to fix all the grammar errors. But I do try. Enjoy the story! :)

Fallout
Chapter 1: Early Years

War... War never changes. Since the dawn of mankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything:...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Kowalski, Doris, and Parker (from The penguin, auk, alka Who Loved Me)

posted by peacebaby7

Request kwa link. Hope wewe enjoy. ;D

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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. alisema you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are wewe alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head*...

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Where I Belong Chapter 6: The End

posted by legendary7

Private woke up that morning feeling sluggish. His stomach was moaning like an iriated beast.
S: "Good morning, Private!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "You hungry?"
P: "Yes, extremely, actually."
S: "Good! Cause we're going fishing!"
P: "Wait, did wewe say we are going fishing?"
S: "You heard me, we are going fishing."
P: "Yay!"
S: "You have to learn sometime. Besides, you've earned it!"

The two njiwa into the icy water. Little did they know their scent was caught kwa two blood-thristy predators. Skipper led Private cautiously towards a colossal school of fish. Skipper motioned to Private to open his...

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Where I Belong Chapter 3: The Diary

posted by legendary7

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did wewe sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, wewe want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at nyumbani before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....