Chrome Claw: Take 1
Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper...You have zaidi urgent matters to deal with..."
Skipper: "Like what?"
Blowhole: "Like...A certain mutation, I like to call..."
HD Surround Sound: "Chrome Claw"
Mutation: *roars*
Skipper: "Oh! So wewe did get around to making that monster!"
Blowhole: "Yes. And I'm rather pleased with how he turned out..."
*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*
Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"
Mutation: *hits penguins*
Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"
Kowalski/Rico: *hit ukuta & ricochet back out*
Private: *slams into ukuta with excessive force*
"Medic!"
Chrome Claw: Take 2
*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*
Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"
Mutation: *hits penguins*
Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"
Kowalski/Rico/Private: *hit ukuta & ricochet back out*
Skipper: "Put an end to this madness!"
Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"
Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*
HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut down in progress..."
Kowalski: "What?! That's not righ--"
Mort: "I founded some wires sticked out of the back of the control box!"
*holds up variously colored wires*
Director: "Uuuuuugh! Mort! Do wewe realize how much those wires cost?!"
Mort: "Maaaaaaaayyybeeee..."
Chrome Claw: Take 3
Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"
Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*
HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Output Increase To A Ludicrus Level: Arctic Meltdown Will Now Be Even Faster"
Blowhole: *rides backward kwa him* "Thank you, Kowalski!"
after news cast...
Kowalski: "Ah! Green! The green button will surely--" *pushes button*
HD Surround Sound: "Output Increased: Beyond All Reason."
*end fight b/w Skipper & Mutant*
Skipper: "Kowalski! Status report!"
Kowalski: "Mostly not good with hensive horrible..."
Blowhole: "You have failed Skipper. Bad news for non-swimmers..."
Skipper: *tackles him*
Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*
...
Director: "OK! WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME IT'S SOMEONE'S CUE, THEY DON'T COME! DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT A CUE IS! C'MON!"
Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"
Blowhole: "You came too late, the Director already blew his top."
Julien: "Aw! I missed it?! Man!"
Chrome Claw: Take 4
Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*
Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"
Blowhole: "I'm a little busy!"
Skipper: "Can't wewe see we're tussling?!"
Julien: "I just thought you'd want to know that I am not on the side of evil. I am a double agent!"
Blowhole/Skipper: *stop tussling abruptly & look at Julien* "What?!?!"
Julien: "I am a good guy spy!" *pushes purple button*
HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut Down In Progress."
Kowalski: "Oh, purple was my inayofuata guess!"
Blowhole: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" *goes into flying bubble thingy* "You have foiled my plan for revenge! And for that, I will have...revenge!"
Skipper: "Wait...Are we talking a new revenge here?"
Blowhole: "Yes! Revenge against the humans...Revenge against you! I have a whole bunch of revenges piling up & it's not pretty!" *exits laughing*
end scene
Epilogue
(at Blowhole's home)
Blowhole: *blows nose*
Blowhole's Mom: *brings soup* "See?! I told wewe you'd get a cold!"
The End?
Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper...You have zaidi urgent matters to deal with..."
Skipper: "Like what?"
Blowhole: "Like...A certain mutation, I like to call..."
HD Surround Sound: "Chrome Claw"
Mutation: *roars*
Skipper: "Oh! So wewe did get around to making that monster!"
Blowhole: "Yes. And I'm rather pleased with how he turned out..."
*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*
Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"
Mutation: *hits penguins*
Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"
Kowalski/Rico: *hit ukuta & ricochet back out*
Private: *slams into ukuta with excessive force*
"Medic!"
Chrome Claw: Take 2
*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*
Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"
Mutation: *hits penguins*
Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"
Kowalski/Rico/Private: *hit ukuta & ricochet back out*
Skipper: "Put an end to this madness!"
Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"
Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*
HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut down in progress..."
Kowalski: "What?! That's not righ--"
Mort: "I founded some wires sticked out of the back of the control box!"
*holds up variously colored wires*
Director: "Uuuuuugh! Mort! Do wewe realize how much those wires cost?!"
Mort: "Maaaaaaaayyybeeee..."
Chrome Claw: Take 3
Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"
Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*
HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Output Increase To A Ludicrus Level: Arctic Meltdown Will Now Be Even Faster"
Blowhole: *rides backward kwa him* "Thank you, Kowalski!"
after news cast...
Kowalski: "Ah! Green! The green button will surely--" *pushes button*
HD Surround Sound: "Output Increased: Beyond All Reason."
*end fight b/w Skipper & Mutant*
Skipper: "Kowalski! Status report!"
Kowalski: "Mostly not good with hensive horrible..."
Blowhole: "You have failed Skipper. Bad news for non-swimmers..."
Skipper: *tackles him*
Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*
...
Director: "OK! WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME IT'S SOMEONE'S CUE, THEY DON'T COME! DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT A CUE IS! C'MON!"
Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"
Blowhole: "You came too late, the Director already blew his top."
Julien: "Aw! I missed it?! Man!"
Chrome Claw: Take 4
Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*
Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"
Blowhole: "I'm a little busy!"
Skipper: "Can't wewe see we're tussling?!"
Julien: "I just thought you'd want to know that I am not on the side of evil. I am a double agent!"
Blowhole/Skipper: *stop tussling abruptly & look at Julien* "What?!?!"
Julien: "I am a good guy spy!" *pushes purple button*
HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut Down In Progress."
Kowalski: "Oh, purple was my inayofuata guess!"
Blowhole: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" *goes into flying bubble thingy* "You have foiled my plan for revenge! And for that, I will have...revenge!"
Skipper: "Wait...Are we talking a new revenge here?"
Blowhole: "Yes! Revenge against the humans...Revenge against you! I have a whole bunch of revenges piling up & it's not pretty!" *exits laughing*
end scene
Epilogue
(at Blowhole's home)
Blowhole: *blows nose*
Blowhole's Mom: *brings soup* "See?! I told wewe you'd get a cold!"
The End?
I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This onyesha is my life. Literally, wewe should see all the picha I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of mashabiki all over the world that loves the show. It's the sekunde best onyesha on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the onyesha going on for at at least one zaidi season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the onyesha should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the onyesha to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.
Interview Starting in
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2...
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have wewe been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems wewe have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view wewe as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your inayofuata in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did wewe go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do wewe eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY swali wewe WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If wewe want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have wewe been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems wewe have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view wewe as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your inayofuata in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did wewe go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do wewe eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY swali wewe WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If wewe want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.