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Prolouge: wewe unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, wewe travel along the berm of imagination, inayofuata stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby penguin, auk and a ringtail lemur are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What the dickens was that?!' asked Private. 'I dunno, but it could be the sky spirits comunicating with us!!' alisema Julien optimistically. 'Hey guys!! My electricity just went out, can ya help me here?' asked a familiar female voice. 'Well Skippah would get right onto it Marlene!!' replied Private, running to the HQ. 'Skippah!! Marlene's electricity is out!!' yelled Private frantically. 'Our electricity went out too, should we take an emergency role call?' asked Skipper. 'We'd need to hop in the car to do that,' replied Kowalski. 'Then start her up!! We have to get there!!' yelled Skipper.
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'Skipper, the car won't start up!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Then get a new battery for it!!' replied Skipper. 'But the dial says the battery is full for some reason, we should tell everyone else if they're experiencing technical problems,' alisema Kowalski. 'Rico!! Get me a battery!!' commanded Skipper. 'Uh huh!!' nodded Rico, barfing up a new battery. 'Kowalski, put it in the car, I'll go ask ringtail if he's experiencing the technical problems, alright?' asked Skipper, walking off to the lemurs. 'Ringtail!! Is anything wrong?' asked Skipper. 'Actually yes, there is a lot that's wrong right now penguin, my boogie machine won't work!!! And we just put new batteries today!!' yelled Julien. 'Well that's odd, it mustve been that meteor that crashed earlier,' alisema Skipper. 'It wasn't a meteor!!' yelled a squeaky voice in the corner, 'It was the aliens!!' 'Mort? What are wewe talking about?' asked Skipper. 'I read this comic, they're coming to take over!!' yelled Mort. Soon, a crowd of zoo residents appeared around them. 'That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard,' alisema Skipper. 'But, if he's telling the truth Skipper, we might have to find out which one of us IS the alien,' alisema Maurice. 'Hmmm... Then perhaps sad eyes is right, if there are aliens, we might as well tafuta for them!!!' yelled Skipper.
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The group of zoo residents marched through the zoo, in sweat and heat. 'Where are the aliens Skippah?' asked Private. 'I dunno, but we must keep searching!!' yelled Skipper. 'But we've been marching all siku dammit!!' yelled Marlene. 'There probably aren't even aliens Skipper, for all we know, Skipper could be the alien!!!' yelled Maurice, followed kwa an angry crowd. 'Why blame me?! Wait a second, who brought up the aliens? Who alisema the 'meteor' was a spaceship?! MORT!!' yelled Skipper. As soon as everyone charged at Mort, the lights went on in the kangaroo, kangaruu habitat. 'Wait!! The lights are on at Joey's habitat!! Explain that Joey! Explain the lights?!' yelled Marlene. 'Oye mates!! There be no blamin' me!! I know no technical stuff!!' argued Joey. 'Look!! The lights are coming on at Marlene's habitat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'I bet she just wanted to blame someone for what she did?!' asked Private. 'Wait guys, I can explain!!' yelled Marlene, 'Have I ever lied to you? No!! It's not my fault!!' Then, everyone stared around, puzzled, very clueless. 'This is kinda confusing, if Marlene didn't do it, then who did?' asked Julien, quite confused.
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'Look!! The engine's started up!!' yelled Burt the elephant. 'Who?! What?!' asked Rico. 'Ya know who owns this car?! au who's smart enough to conjure this up?! KOWALSKI!!' yelled Marlene, picking up a rock. 'Wait!! No!!' yelled Kowalski, before everyone threw stones at him, until he started bleeding. 'Stop!! We can't blame Kowalski!!' yelled Skipper, but it was too late. Every light and electronic began to turn on and off randomly. 'No!! It was the lemurs!!' yelled Marlene, then they started destroying the lemur's bounce house. 'Hold on!! It's the gorillas who did it!!' yelled Private, soon smashing windows. 'What's happening to us?!' yelled Skipper, smashing down a door. Meanwhile, off in the distance, a penguin, auk began staring through binoculars. 'Richard? Is this any close at all?' asked a bottlenose dolphin on a notebook. 'Nope, they are just like the Bronx zoo, and the Hoboken zoo, and even the Philadelphia zoo,' replied Richard smugly. A wide grin appeared on the dolphin's face, as he pushed bila mpangilio buttons, turning lights at the zoo on and off. 'Hahahaha, we destroy them all zoo to zoo eh Blowhole?' asked Richard. 'Of course, we shall be off to leave them to destroy themselves,' replied Blowhole. 'Man they all are paranoid, very stupid weakness if wewe ask me,' alisema Richard, entering the spaceship. 'Of course they are,' replied Blowhole, setting the ship to the inayofuata zoo. Now, the zoo is going in ruins, funny how civilization can destroy itself for such weaknesses, but such weaknesses dwell, in The Twilight Zone.
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No wewe just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are wewe annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* wewe just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for wewe are not sentient. wewe just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But wewe just alisema that wewe know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: wewe lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, au thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would wewe define yourself? Are wewe yourself because of your actions, au are your actions based on who wewe are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes wewe are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: hujambo that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are wewe hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda alisema happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He alisema in his Danish accent. "Then kwa the powers invested in me...I now pronounce wewe man and wife. wewe may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Marafiki stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the juu instead of the bottom due to everything in the ngome being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! wewe make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You alisema so at the meeting! wewe didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do wewe think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to wewe talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic muziki can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that muziki playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are wewe all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if wewe can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired kwa peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the inayofuata scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, wewe have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: wewe heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. hujambo KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer kwa my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then songesha back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't wewe crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I alisema in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do wewe realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to ubunifu the blueprint!
Me: Dude, wewe seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If wewe have any other maswali wewe can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the awali siku flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue alisema location. She looked at the clock on the ukuta inayofuata to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an saa early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of wewe who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank wewe Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell wewe who tranquilized wewe guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably salama distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Marafiki are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the inayofuata mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva wewe can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his kitanda and walked into the inayofuata room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his inayofuata recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, wewe should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski alisema lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper alisema "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene shabiki wewe will upendo her!) And i upendo my music, so in parts of the makala i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope wewe like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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posted by Kait_Wolf
It was a rainy siku in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring siku ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a penguin, auk and shakes to dry her feathers* wewe guys, don`t go outside au wewe will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, wewe got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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