Starving PenguinsXD

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a orodha of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses inayofuata to each translated title, as it appeared on a German televisheni website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some chai can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't wewe have any-
Skipper: Wait, wewe alisema your head feels heavy? Do wewe happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there wewe are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke wewe up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent wewe with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres zaidi to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...