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Starving PenguinsXD

added by ladywhiplasher

Source: Hair Apparent

The Penguins are really good actors^^

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Penguins of Madagascar

skipper

kowalski

rico

private

Sassl, DragonTastic and 9 others like this

Colonelpenguin No!!! FISH!!!! THEIR DYING HERE PEOPLE HAVE A HEART XD

carsfan O.O HOLY SH!T!! Look how Rico and Skipper are thin!! Are they acting? cuz if they are, they can sure fool me!

WolfHeart23 How did Skipper suck in his tummy? xD

penguin014 I wonder why their acting

Dythloar jeez! hold on, penguiners, I am tying my fishs on the missile, it's arriving in a minute……

Colonelpenguin @ penguin014, they probably want more fish or giving Alice a bad representation

ILUVKOWALSKI They actually look like they're dead! D:

egel_0507 Skipper just proved that he's a good actor. (Anyone recalls what Skipper said in "The Otter Woman"? XD)

ImAnEasel ^ Oh yeah. XD

Zelda4Efas NO ONE STARVES MY COMMANDING OFFICER! NO-ONE! *Ransacks every fish-easting resident in this zoo including the cafe if they have one* All the fish in the zoo, including from storage. LIVE penguins LIVE! I'll pay marlene, flamingos, ted, and whoever else back someday after my commanding officer recovers!

hotsnowsels Ahaha, that was hilarious. I didn't know they could be dramatic! XD Relax, people, they're fine! They did get their daily fish upped to 15 each though. XD

mostar1219 let's hope they don't go anorexic or something, cause, honestly, that would be a waste of time and fish.

Saracuda Doctor: Squad 17 start an I.V. and moniter vitals and transport imediatley! Squad 17: 10-4 Skipper: NOOOOOOO! Not to that needle-sticking demon! Squad 17: Fauqier,patient is refusing transport. XD

iloveprivate Overdramatic penguins! ;)

ImAnEasel XD Skipper's sucking in his 'muscle'.

Qannik3penguin NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! STARVING KOWALSKI! Q:How DARE you! hes my husband! Kowachhryn (his daughter): Your DEAD MEAT!!!!! rite Kowachy!;grabs gun; Kowachy (Kowachhryn's twin brother) Yea sis! ;grabs knife; all 3: ATTACK!!!!!!

BOLTravolta Me : *look at starving penguins while holding bags of fish with tail sticking out (aww they looked starved. wish zookeeper alice isn't looking) here ya go. i brought fish and lots of them. Alice : HEY!!! didn't you read the sign?! DON'T. FEED. THE. ...... *beated up by the penguins Penguins : *use their cute faces beggin for fish Me : X3 here ya go Skipper : mission accomplished...

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Penguins of Madagascar Mistletoe Kisses

posted by Katie_Kat200

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR krisimasi Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially krisimasi Eve. So... what do wewe wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) hujambo guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: juu secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

link
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to hariri it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski inayofuata to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when wewe find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life kwa playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins au Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when wewe find that forty year-old watermelon, tikiti maji in your colon. (phil)...

(500) Days of Summer - Prologue

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.

Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the siku he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The sekunde was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but wewe should know upfront, this is not a upendo story.

A upendo SelfinSertion

posted by MsKowalski99

One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. kwa The 4th au 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski alisema "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski alisema That, In The Middle...

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Marlene's upendo Story

posted by dsprtpenguin

Our upendo isn't like a upendo story,
But I wish it was.

I wish wewe would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish wewe alisema that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every dakika I spent time with you.

If wewe ask me if I upendo him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about wewe and decorate my whole ukuta with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give wewe half of my moyo if wewe ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...

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A sekunde chance for upendo (chapter 2)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

Over at the penguin’s habitat the penguin’s where outside doing swimming laps. A few dakika later Brandon arrived at their habitat.

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

“Brandon why must wewe and everyone else always have to come when we are training,” asked Skipper while looking angry.

“You know I really don’t know it’s just a force of habit I guess.”

“Why are wewe over here anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to wewe about going on a tarehe with Marlene.”

Skipper’s eyes then widen Skipper realized that Brandon knew his secret...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their chakula supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly kwa and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell wewe about minding your steps? wewe should...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish uandishi now, coz SOME bila mpangilio FAG ON fanpop IS kusoma MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat inayofuata to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

info about the wondefull peinguins

posted by spounge117

hello i'm here to inform the peaple about peinguins. peaple used to think that peinguins only lived in antartica truth is they can be found just about anywere from africa to calafornia infact there are only SIX species of peinguins that actually live in antartica including the peinguins we all know and upendo who are the only species that has plain machungwa, chungwa feet and some times machungwa, chungwa bill they can also be black and plain black and white feathers all other species of peinguins like the emporror peinguin the largest species of peinguins at a lenght of up to three feet has an machungwa, chungwa near and on the...

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PENGUINS HAVE A MYSPACE

posted by skipperluvs

Well wewe guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out pango here are da viungo to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!

Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link

Skipper:
link

Kowalski:
link

Rico:
link

To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, pango Skippers but his dont got info on it and pango rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...

KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the chakula I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two penguin, auk dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two penguin, auk runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. inayofuata Kowalski makes a working kombeo shot using...

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Skipper's Girls: Marlene (humanized)

added by Marika_1996

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little Sister chapter 1

posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? wewe ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are wewe ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, wewe were experimenting on Ally and….. wewe kinda blew Ally and yourself up and wewe both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d wewe even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and wewe both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...

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I will steal your otter chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he alisema mumbling

"my tarehe with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in upendo with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, wewe really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, wewe lost, I got the girl skipper, so wewe Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she alisema as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

a coup of knifes ch1: fights, hate and revealed secrets

posted by andresandru

(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I Lost control of myself and alisema 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless wewe want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and alisema between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but wewe can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And wewe girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 1

posted by Cherpeng

Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift duka wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the juu of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL wewe SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome wanyama to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and alisema "RING...