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What are wewe eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big songesha

I thought wewe all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Penguins of Madagascar

penguin, auk

kowalski

fat

shrink

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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What Goes Around

added by aldude999

hujambo i found it!

video

penguins

madagascar

episode

samaki

skipper

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Dr.Blowhole as penguin, auk

added by Albino

Source: me

Chapter Six: Master of Puppets

posted by beastialmoon

Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope wewe all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have wewe back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy kissing Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your chanzo of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...

Cadet fox, mbweha

posted by theWOLFPACK15

run as fast as wewe can and don't stop for any reason.

run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.

Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother fox, mbweha was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother alisema in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their pango was.

" Okay!" the kit alisema as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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Who is Geneal Cassady & the President?

posted by DrBlowhole1

(These are the first maoni I have gotten)
-First maoni ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
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Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
________________________•
Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see wewe here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...

Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chai with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a sekunde ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are wewe doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did wewe find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, wewe know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...

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The Lost Items Chapter one: Good morning!

posted by SJ_waddles

It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And kwa all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T wewe WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the juu bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private alisema and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are wewe guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure wewe know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since wewe soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Lost a flipper...

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Operation: nyumbani Sweet nyumbani (Chapter 3 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: nyumbani SWEET HOME
CHAPTER THREE
~ Of Thursday and the Times ~

“All right, men, none of us want to see Marlene shipped out of here, so we need to come up with the right plan to block it,” Skipper declared as he took his kiti, kiti cha at the meza, jedwali with the other penguins. “I want to hear every possible option.”

Rico grinned at the thought of every possible option, and promptly regurgitated a stick of dynamite.

“Kaboom! Kaboom!” he mumbled as he pulled the stick from his mouth. “Ha, ha, ha!”

Skipper shook his head.

“I like your attitude, Rico,” he said, “but what would we blow...

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Operation: Instant Messaging

posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an mwandishi like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky:...

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In the Shadows - Part 2: Reality

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Skipper jolted up in fright. He looked around. At first his vision was blurry and he was unfamiliar with his surroundings. After a few seconds, his vision cleared and reconized the comfort of his bunk. It was dark. It must have still been early in the morning.

His moyo was still racing. What a nightmare! He was relieved it was all just a dream, and he relaxed. His dream felt so real, like it actually happened. Much zaidi real then any of his other dreams. He could've swore it really happened. He was even surprised that he was asleep in his kitanda instead of actually running from Marlene.

Skipper...

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V-day maddness

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot au not)

"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a siku about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a tarehe Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to tarehe again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure upendo exist anymore."

"Skipper, upendo does exist," alisema Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?"...

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Pairing Probabilities Part 2

posted by Tripenguinman

Here is part two. It features Julene (JulienxMarlene), Prilene (PrivatexMarlene), and Martino (MarlenexAntino). The last one we have never seen these two together but who cares. We might as well analyize the facts on it.

Julene- I'm sorry to all the mashabiki of this but no way. It will crash and burn. Julien obiviously has feelings for Marlene but there are too many holes in it. One, Julien is zaidi important to himself than Marlene is. Marlene needs full and utter attention which also explains a problem with skilene and marski. Not enough time for Marlene. Plus Marlene has made it clear that she...

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Blazing upendo

posted by ggreen7295

Blazing Love

-NYFD, 2300 Hours

An alarm rang, the moto men sprang to the pole and slid down to the 1st floor. And most immediately went to the moto trucks. One ran to another.

“What's the diagnoses?” One fireman asked

“A moto at the Central Park Zoo.” The other said.

The first fireman lowered his head, closed his eyes, and sighed in disappointment. “Jesus, people trying to kill wanyama these days?”

“I don't know if that was the cause of the problem.” Then he started to run towards a firetruck. Then he turned and put his arms out towards the fireman. “But there's only one way to...

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Ruby Red

posted by Icicle1penguin

[Skipper]

Septenber 3, 2019.

It was peaceful...too peaceful. Normaly I'd hear Julien dancing to muziki as usual. But then again, I was gone for 9 years. Maybe he'd changed...well, wewe never know.

The zoo was the same as when I left it. Exactly the same. Except there is no one crying and begging me to stay. And yes, that was my team who was crying and begging.

I wonder if they missed me. Do they still remember me?...I thought to myself. Maybe I'm just a distant memory to them. I sent them letters, but they never send any back. Don't they know that I'm comming? Maybe they're angry at me for leaving....

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 10)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper barged into the penguin, auk HQ, Kowalski still close behind, his head hung low with dejection. The first thing he noticed was Private lying on the table, bandaged, bruised, and unconscious, with Rico hovering around him.

He made a B-line to where the young penguin, auk lay and visually assessed his injuries. After deciding that his wounds although serious, weren’t life threatening, Skipper demanded to know what happened.

Kowalski began to explain how Private had climbed the mti to rescue the kitten, how he was so close to saving alisema kitten, and how the branch gave out under his weight. His...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 9)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a sekunde he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying inayofuata to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen dakika later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of samaki coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 2

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate muziki and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On siku three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner,...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 6)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper had taken his time to get back from Marlene’s so he could piece together the best words to explain his and Marlene’s relationship, especially to young Private.

He entered through the fishbowl entrance as he usually would, and turned to face his team. Much to his surprise the three were standing facing him, almost as if they expected him.

“Skipper I believe there’s something wewe need to tell these two.” Kowalski stated as he motioned his flipper first towards Rico then Private. The two of the stared at Skipper anxiously, waiting to hear what Kowalski was talking about.

“Yea...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Five

posted by Cornflak

Unfortunate for the tafuta to conclude in failure. Of course, one couldn’t complain when two of the three penguins that engaged the mission had been lacking in effort. The third penguin, Rico, had found something rather interesting. A gray crowbar partially stained with blood of seemingly unknown origin. Normally, the explosives expert tended to kumeza any sort of object that sparked his interest, which, in this case, was so.

Now, at this point, Skipper and Kowalski really didn’t care for Private’s case, much to the small penguin’s delight. And then, typically, life went on as it had,...