Disclaimer: This makala does not mean au intend to offend anyone who is serious about religion au religions. It is merely a point of view.

Hey. So this is God, it's lovely to see wewe all again. I decided to call this emergency meeting of all members of the Church of Polly after I noticed you're all wearing clothes... What's with that!? I didn't give wewe clothes, I put wewe in a lovely garden with trees and bushes and purdy flowers and wewe go make youself clothes!? Meh... Heck, I didn't even give wewe materials!? wewe guys are smarter than I intended...


Well I was thinking to myself, before anything...