hujambo tell me your best yo' mama joke wewe got...:)

yo' mama is sooooo big, when she jumped in the air she got stuck ~LOL~

yo mama so ugly as soon as she step in the bank all cameras turn off XD

yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it alisema "to be continued"

yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it alisema "ABCDEFG get yo fat @$$ off of me!"

yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs

yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt and alisema "I got the power"

This is the only yo mama joke I know, that someone told to me because they thought it was funny..
Yo mama's so poor she lives in a two-story dorito bag with a dog named chip..
Stupid right?

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back,

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and alisema "I CAN'T FIX THAT!",

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they alisema "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it alisema "TO BE CONTINUED"

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

HOPE wewe GUYZ ENJOY!!!!!XD

Yo Mama's like a maktaba - open to the public.
Yo Mama's so stupid she aliiba a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
kwa cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
ANNND:
Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and alisema "what color?"

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc alisema "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty dakika looking at an machungwa, chungwa juisi box because it alisema `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that alisema "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks matunda ngumi, punch is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the nyumbani Shopping Network.

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that alisema "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible, kubadilishwa car with the juu down.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that alisema caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went nyumbani and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, wewe have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence siku and can't remember her birthday.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid, she asked wewe "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to kitanda to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thought taco kengele was a Mexican phone company!
Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

I cant answer......everyone will get mad...

Yo mama's so fat when she walked past the T.V I missed a whole season of neighbours. :P Done. Answered. Anyone offended? I didn't think so :P

yo mama is so fat that she used cheats for wii fit

Your mama so dumb that she sat on the televisheni and watch the couchXD

yo mamma soo fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit

Yo mama so ugly,yo grandma threw her on the road and got a ticket for littering

Yo mama is so fat when she trips in Britain she lands in China.

Yo' momma's so old that she gave birth to Moses.

(nobody offended?)

Danny, if wewe don't mind me saying, you're not very good at this...

THAT'S NOT WHAT YO MOMMA SAID! D:<

Your mom eats siagi :P

That was alisema kwa my four mwaka old cousin. XD

I do not have any yo mama jokes but I have a justin bieber 1 so I'll tell wewe it.:knock knock... dr...dr bieber

Yo momma so fat, when she saw a school bus filled with children dressed in white, she yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!"

Me and my Marafiki at school were saying like all of these "Yo Mama Jokes" and we were laughing like all lunch!

Yo mama's so fat, she thought a bus was a Twinkie!

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader force choked her and alisema "Too... heavy."

Yo' mama's so fat she sat on a maduka makubwa and lowered all the prices 0_o

Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids start to sing "Kool Aid".

Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean whales start to sing "we are family, even though you're bigger than me".

Yo mama's so fat when she sits on the rainbow, skittles pop out.

Yo mama's so old, her breast maziwa is powdered.

Yo mama so hairy she has an afro on her nipples
Yo mama so poor she found a penny and thought she hit the lottery
Yo mama so fat when she wears a rain kanzu, koti wewe hear someone yelling "taxi!"
Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl

yo mama is so fat that when she went down the grand canion she got stuck!!!!

Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off! Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th. Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch! Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side." Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

People hate your mama so bad, that when she was contemplating suicide everyone made a 1-800-Do-It hotline.

I know, that's bad. *** Just so wewe know, I am not pro-murder au suicide, that's just one my dad told me a while back. ***

Yo mama is so fat, that I don't even know how she was born.

Yo mammas so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks this joke is funny.

I don't have any. All of the good ones have been alisema and repeated.

Yo Mamas butt's so big, it clogged the black hole.

yo mammas so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead to "makeup" her mind

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone. xD

yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Yo Mama's so stupid she aliiba a free sample

Yo Mamas so stupid that when she saw a Wet Floor sign she did

Yo Mamas so stupid she thought Thailand was a mens clothing store.

Yo Mamas so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record kwa cats.

Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV she came back and alisema what color?

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit

Yo Mama so stupid, when the computer alisema Press any key to continue, she couldn't find the Any key

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty dakika looking at an machungwa, chungwa juisi box because it alisema concentrate

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that alisema "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that alisema "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible, kubadilishwa car with the juu down.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went nyumbani and got 16 friends.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund

Yo Mama so stupid, she asked me What is the number for 911

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to kitanda to see how long she slept

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

yo mama so stupid that she brought a bowl out on a chilly day

yo mamas teeth so yellow the sun alisema i quit

yo mama so stupid she got bieber fever and went to the dr to cure it

yo mama so flat shes jealous of a wall!

yo mama so poor that when she found a penny she thought she won the lottery

NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!

yo mama so fat u ran around her once twice then the third time u got lost

Yo momma so fat when she saw a white bus full of white people she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!

Yo momma's like a train track. She's laid all over the country.

Ones I memorized:
Yo mamma so fat,when god said"Let there be light"he asked her to songesha her fat ass
Yo mamma so stupid,when she jumped out of the window,she went up.
Yo mamma so dark,when she went to night school,she got marked absent.
Yo mamma so fat,she got babtized in sea world.
Yo mamma so skinny,whenever she turns,she disappears.
Yo mamma so old,she has Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mamma so fat,when she sat on a quater,a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma so fat,when she was sitting around the house,she was SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mamma so poor,whenever I enter her front door,I end up in the backyard.
Yo mamma so fat,even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mamma so fat,we're inside her right now.
Yo mamma so fat,people jog around her for excercise.
Yo mamma so stupid,she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mamma so stupid,she put a piece of paper on juu of her TV and called it "paper-back"
Yo mamma so stupid,she got locked up in a grocery store and nearly starved.
Yo mamma so stupid,her husband alisema it was chilly outside,so she brought a spoon.
Yo mamma so fat,it took 5 trucks and a train to get on her good side.
Yo mamma so stupid,she brought her spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mamma so fat,whenever she wears a yellow raincoat,people yell"Taxi!"
Yo mamma so gross,I have to wipe my feet before I go outside.
Yo mamma so fat,when she went to McDonalds and looked at the menu she said"Okay."
Yo mamma so fat,whenever she's on the highway,people put a sign up saying"Cation:Wide Turn"
Yo mamma so fat,when she stepped on a scale,it said"To be continued"
Yo mamma so fat,we took a krisimasi picture last year,and it's still printing.
Most of what I know.O3O

Yo mama so short she could sit on a dime a still swing her legs

Yo moma so old she sat behind Jesus in the first grade

those jokes are STUPID

yo mama is SO ugly drackula won't drink her blood LOL

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil alisema there was no room in hell

wewe momma is soooo ugly she makes wanyama cry.

wewe momma is so stupid, she used 2 work at McDonalds and, when the fries were ready, she would say "hey, i think some one's at the door"

yo momma's so fat that, when she goes 2 a resteront, she sits down AT the buffet.

Your momma's so stupid, she called wewe for wewe phone number.

Your momma's so stupid, she aliiba a plastic baby at a store thinking it was actually her's.

Your momma's so fat, people called the police because they thought they saw an tembo at the mall.

yo mama is so fat when she went to the ocean a wale came up and sang we r family even know ur fatter than me

Yo mamma so stupid, she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

ok i have 3:
1>yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale buzz light mwaka came out and alisema up up and away.
2.yo momma so fat that when she went to the sinema she sat inayofuata to every one.
3.yo momma so old that when she farted dust came out.

Yo' Momma is so fat and ugly, they say she's just like nyumbani Depot: five cents for a screw.

Yo' Momma is so fat, when she put on a red dress, all the kids screamed, "Kool-Aid!"

Yo' Momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

Yo' Momma is so old, she was seen fishing when Moses mgawanyiko, baidisha the red sea.

Yo' Momma is so fat she had to iron her pants on the drive way.

Yo' Momma is so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she takes up ALL the seats.

Yo' Momma is so stupid, she makes Dumb and Dumber look like Albert Einstein.

Yo' Momma is so smelly that she makes crap smell like the new perfume.

That's all I can remember ;3

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a machungwa, chungwa juisi carton for 3 hours becuase it alisema "Concentrate."

Yo' mama so big Jabba the Hut alisema "Dang."
Yo' mama so nasty,when she did the the splits she left a stain on the carpet.

wewe Momma so poor when she was kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she alisema moving

Yo Momma so fat she jumped on a upinde wa mvua and skittles came out

Yo Momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African machungwa, chungwa drink

Yo momma so dumb she thought she had a twin when she looked in a mirror