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Most Funny Quote ever?

Post what wewe think is the funniest quote ever!

heshima (worthless, dust collectors, but cyber fun!) for those who I like!
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sarabeara said:
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

It's not really a quote, but it used to be my motto. Oh well. *shrug*
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LOL heard that one before, but used on Justin Bieber. Yet I totally hate it in the way of defending gays.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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It's just not right to use gay as an insult, then turn that into a joke.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Yeah well, neither is using the N word, yet people do that all the time.
boolander25 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
goodfeelings777 said:
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid"

In my opinion is true X3
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LOL heshima
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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<3
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LOL awesome!!
kenzichu posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
adultswimperson said:
"See no shit, hear no shit, take no shit.:)"
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tdafan121 said:
From Fruits Basket:

Shigure: ♪High school girls, high school girls! All for me! High school girls!♪
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. . . That was funny?
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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It's funnier when he sings it.
tdafan121 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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go fruits basket!! *poof* o my. where ever could my clothes be?
RobinFan360 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
BB2010 said:
SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES

...wait let me try that again
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. . .
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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it's funny if wewe knew where I got that from
BB2010 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i know where u got it from and i thought it was funny
JudyNails posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Seto is so epic! X3
Bananaaddict posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Lolly4me2 said:
:D
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:D
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LOL aw
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LOL XD
pumpkinqueen posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LOL heshima
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
rapunzeleah123 said:
When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a mwaka and a half.
--Gracie Allen
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TDIFan960 said:
Looks like the rules... just got screwed
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....
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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^ I don't really care about your "..." I like it and i am sticking to it.
TDIFan960 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Lol!
nocofangirl218 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
kenzichu said:
driver picks the muziki shotgun shuts his cakehole - dean winchester
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Me_Iz_Here said:
"I lay in kitanda looking up at the stars and a thought comes to me; where the heck is the ceiling?"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like Grandfather did. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I upendo animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only wewe can feel the warm feeling it brings."
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. . . link
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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^yep.
Me_Iz_Here posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
black_magics said:
imma get a job as a walmart greeter ,my words of welcome will be..."Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
OR...........
4RM TVDS BOOKS

(throwing a mti out of a forest in a wild display of power)
Damon; I didn't like it there anyway.

.....OR...........
(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett)
ELENA; The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl wewe left wandering around there in her slip?
DAMON; Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips
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nt a nukuu bt... wateves
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
2dolphn97 said:
city of fallen angel
*simon* is this one of those keep your Marafiki close but enimys closer things?
*jace* i thought the saying was keep your Marafiki close so wewe have someone to drive the car when wewe sneak over to their house at night and throw up in their mail box
*simon* i'm pretty sure thats not it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TVD
*damon* dont talk now
*tyler* screw wewe dude
*damon* dude really dude.
*stefan* damon don't
*damon* o c'mon whose gonna miss this idiot
lololololololol :D
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<3
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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instead of their it should b enemys
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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also TVD *stefan* coffee is your best friend
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dustfinger said:
"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."-Real Genius (An 80s movie)

[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are wewe tired, run down, listless? Do wewe pop out at parties? Are wewe unpoopular?
[pause]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin.
[Checks the bottle label]
Lucy Ricardo: That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't wewe jiunge the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell wewe what wewe have to do. wewe have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy.
[Takes a bit of time, if not too much, trying to sample the liquid. Finally... ]
Lucy Ricardo: So everybody get a bottle of...
[pointing at the bottle]
Lucy Ricardo: this stuff.
-I upendo Lucy

Trust me on this, but I upendo Lucy is one of the funniest shows ever


"The clinic doctor just got stabbed in the parking lot and we're out of gauze. Is it cool if i take lunch?" "This place is crushing my soul"- bila mpangilio clinic nurse and Elliot from Scrubs

vv this is pretty funny too
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LOL i upendo red v. blue
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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yeah its great
dustfinger posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
POPclogger216 said:
"NEVER underestimate the power of your own stupidity."
One of my Marafiki alisema this after trying to jump over somebody in the parking lot, and ended up with a bruised foot, sprained thumb, and most of the skin scraped off both knees.
"WHY ARE wewe WEARING PANTS?!"
A guy in my class blurted this out after seeing my other friend wearing jeans when it was 80 degrees outside.

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LunaShay said:
My motto-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag wewe down to his level and beat wewe with experience.
inayopendelewa my friend told me-Well,aren't we a ray of fucking sunshine.
My favorite-The last thing I want to do is hurt you.But it's still on the list.
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Bananaaddict said:
"The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object."
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sunflowerchild said:
From my boyfriend. We were talking about uandishi (I upendo uandishi stories and such) and he said,
"My uandishi is like stabbing the English language repeatedly until it cries painful tears and wishes I had no command over it."
I had a true lmao moment after that one. XD
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nocofangirl218 said:
*Total Drama World Tour*
Noah: Haha! Cody has a tiny sausage!
Cody; At least my team has a sausage!

*One I've heard some-where*
I can be spontaneous! Just as long as it's in a controled enviorment....

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