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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an makala on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an makala about reasons why wewe should do pointe
1. wewe get to be taller
2. wewe can use them in self defense
3. wewe can... what wewe don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 saa Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why wewe shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. wewe end up with to many trophies
2. wewe end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

wewe know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half saa later

Let's try this, The Epic Journey of Andolion!!! The detailed manuscript...

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andolion she got up at 8:00 in the morning and did her math homework.... at 12:30 she looked at the clock. At 12:40 she looked at the clock. At 12:45 she looked at the clock. At 12:50 she decided to go eat lunch...

10 Hours Later

Perfect now to save it... what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life's work gone! Why? Why!? How could wewe shut down computer how could you!?

So I am uandishi this to tell wewe that because of a computer malfuntion wewe will never hear of the epic adventures of Andolion. And because of that same malfuntion I now have nothing to write an makala about.
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the chanzo of much amusement.

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"If wewe are a burglar, then we're probably at nyumbani cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's salama to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write au draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell wewe all these: What dates & Why wewe don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's siku
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday au the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, wewe know how if wewe see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why wewe ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would wewe want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 mwaka old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. wewe fall down the stairs.

2. A mti falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. wewe eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. wewe are making out with a person and then wewe trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your mto gets a face and bites wewe head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate wewe and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, wewe get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that wewe are going to die, then wewe die.

11. When wewe are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying bila mpangilio things until u cry laughing
5. continue kusoma this
6. Walk up to siblings and say bila mpangilio things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add bila mpangilio people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are wewe addicted? Are wewe a super fan? Are wewe just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are wewe on fanpop too much?

1. wewe see something wewe like, and think Oh, I want to shabiki that club!

2. wewe start shipping people wewe know au see.

3. wewe hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. wewe hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. wewe hear something and wewe want to maoni on it.

6. wewe have great ideas of something wewe should post on fanpop at completely bila mpangilio times of day.

7. wewe get a new inayopendelewa and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will wewe marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no zaidi karanga butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and wewe have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely bila mpangilio things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as wewe can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as wewe can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend wewe try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT au IT WON'T WORK AND wewe WILL WISH wewe HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK wewe OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT wewe ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise wewe WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. inayofuata to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS wewe WANT. ~ 3....
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The juu six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as

"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around wewe has an attitude problem
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that wewe just wanna ngumi, punch in the face , then someohow , wewe end up in a relationship with them , wewe fall in upendo , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing wewe want to burn either (:]) Well if wewe still have feelings for that person im gonna help wewe get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap wewe guys (: , ohk so wewe could first start off kwa doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave wewe on moto ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be aliyopewa LIFE in prison without the possibility au parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet chatu refused to eat it was aliyopewa three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD inaonyesha Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the chatu in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the chatu failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf au date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the inayofuata time.....thank u all for kusoma this..and plz maoni ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think au relate to these, in some way au another:

-When wewe forget someone's name wewe wait for someone else to say it so wewe don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't futa my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and wewe are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are wewe kidding me?' even though wewe know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when wewe grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when wewe cheat,we hate wewe and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like wewe understand PMS,because wewe dont.So stop uigizaji like it.

4.when wewe stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and wewe get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So wewe may as well stfu.

5.when wewe flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if wewe arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like wewe dont care.We want...
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