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Abounding times in your life wewe will meet mean au rude people that wewe dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This makala will teach wewe all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes au they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", au wewe can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they brag au do something annoying, look at their facial expressions. Is their face blank and matter-of-fact, au does it have a smirk? If it is the latter, proceed on. If it isn't, simply try to turn the conversation.

3)Take a sekunde to maintain your calm. After a while, wewe will start doing this automatically.

4)Don't use any physical contact, wewe will open yourself to a charge of assault.

5)Always be on the ready. Whenever wewe are at leisure, think of some common crows that people make, and make your own polite reply.

6)Don't give them what they want kwa uigizaji jealous. If they keep bragging, just smile and say "That's nice."

7)Act like you're zaidi mature than they are.

8)Steer the conversation away to something they couldn't possibly be rude about, like the weather.

9)Avoid them if they keep on bothering you.

Always, always, always remember to keep your cool!
Don't take anything that this person says seriously.
Keep on the down-low when making replies; wewe want to make polite ones, not ones that will get wewe in trouble. This will give wewe the impression that wewe are much zaidi mature, and therefore will help wewe maintain your dignity!
Don't talk about them behind their back just in case they were sent kwa the rude person to spy on you.

The person may not like wewe very much after this!
Some people genuinely don't realize they're being rude. They may not have learned certain social skills. In case wewe have encountered someone like this, wewe may want to politely inform that they have been rude. You'll generally get an apology straight away. If not, it may just take patience!
If a rude person takes wewe saying that they are rude the wrong way, au just brush it off, keep on reminding them that they are being rude. If they just ignore it, then don't talk to them much because wewe will know they are mean.

Patience
Common sense
Snappy but polite comebacks (none of which are listed here)
An extra set of clothes just in case they do something mean like spill chakula on wewe au dump water on wewe
First two points only, these alone will get wewe through if wewe can bite your tongue and not rise to the persons remarks au actions. I myself am not quite so patient and sometimes can have a lapse of common sense when in this kind of situation, I prefer to hit them with something blunt and hard until they stop speaking, moving, any general annoyance.
"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the...
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posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains au dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat bunduki rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, au even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy kwa the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going nyumbani afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, au movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one kusoma teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one siku she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade:...
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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave wewe all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife au husband.

21) Torture a mti infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...
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juu 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini wewe bought as it is going to be hot with moto and all wewe know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when wewe start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on moto with picture of your house: A formula which will make wewe super maarufu
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about moto and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off moto till...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers inayofuata to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. wewe must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the swali link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of wewe then look away when they turn around

Say wewe have a sixth since where wewe can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and wewe should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is uigizaji the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are zaidi than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has alisema that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that wewe have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the kitanda "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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Do wewe think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are mbwa cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do wewe fish?:

Nope!


Are wewe at the age where wewe can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless wewe try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do wewe have a boyfriend au girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do wewe know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have wewe ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do wewe have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have wewe broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...


~Reah
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