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posted by x-menobsessed26
Application For Permission To tarehe My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied kwa a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical ripoti from your physician.


Name:
tarehe of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
nyumbani Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do wewe have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers au sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do wewe own au have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do wewe have an earring, nose ring, au belly button ring? ____


Do wewe have a tattoo? ____

If wewe have answered YES to #3, #4 au #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words au less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words au less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words au less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words au less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple wewe attend: ____________________________

How often do wewe attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" au "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do wewe want to be if wewe grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture au mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank wewe for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. wewe will be contacted in uandishi if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, wewe might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If wewe troll, wewe will be banned in 10 sekunde flat and nobody will feel sorry for wewe when wewe whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take wewe seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape wewe with hate if wewe say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
posted by SymmetryHeart
Beauty is our weapon against nature; kwa it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
-Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the upendo that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that upendo which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
-Derek Walcott

Guided only kwa their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired kwa the art of mathematics rather than kwa any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
-E. T. kengele

I...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would tarehe Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never tarehe a girl
I swear I'd still upendo men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When wewe watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Marafiki over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the nyasi to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot zaidi fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that wewe can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the nyumbani Depot is zaidi saving and zaidi doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are zaidi than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is uigizaji the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are zaidi than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has alisema that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that wewe have to work hard...
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post sasisho if wewe want :)
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