What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The inayofuata time wewe and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a kura ya maoni to see which of wewe successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with wewe - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever wewe have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If wewe were really looking for an honest answer, wewe wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The inayofuata time wewe make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused kwa rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do wewe and your Marafiki keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if wewe look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' inayopendelewa outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If wewe must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then wewe never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know wewe can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises au promotions were gained kwa arm wrestling the boss.
If wewe don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The inayofuata time wewe and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a kura ya maoni to see which of wewe successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with wewe - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever wewe have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If wewe were really looking for an honest answer, wewe wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The inayofuata time wewe make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused kwa rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do wewe and your Marafiki keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if wewe look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' inayopendelewa outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If wewe must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then wewe never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know wewe can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises au promotions were gained kwa arm wrestling the boss.
If wewe don't read this, someone else wil
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see wewe again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I alisema YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do wewe mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the onyesha today! BYE! I HOPE wewe ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post sasisho if wewe want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post sasisho if wewe want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the juu of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy kubeba and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. wewe hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as wewe can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say wewe were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a bila mpangilio person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive wewe cheated on me with that whore" and point to a bila mpangilio girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If wewe are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If wewe are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz au dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy kubeba and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. wewe hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as wewe can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say wewe were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a bila mpangilio person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive wewe cheated on me with that whore" and point to a bila mpangilio girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If wewe are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If wewe are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz au dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the inayofuata week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told wewe I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell wewe again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can wewe tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the inayofuata week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told wewe I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell wewe again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can wewe tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because wewe upendo someone else doesn't mean wewe have to break one zaidi heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how wewe look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, wewe can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if wewe dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who wewe want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when wewe can enjoy being who wewe are.
-Alana
if wewe let yourself down, wewe let everyone behind wewe down.
-Alana
your first upendo will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because wewe upendo someone else doesn't mean wewe have to break one zaidi heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how wewe look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, wewe can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if wewe dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who wewe want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when wewe can enjoy being who wewe are.
-Alana
if wewe let yourself down, wewe let everyone behind wewe down.
-Alana
your first upendo will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
