There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, au being a creep, wewe will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks wewe can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell wewe where I fucking live so we can fuck bila mpangilio strangers.
Stranger: wewe like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: wewe ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, au copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell wewe where I fucking live so we can fuck bila mpangilio strangers.
Stranger: wewe like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: wewe ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, au copy everything they say.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did wewe here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in tafuta of you
Looking for the moyo now
Have wewe heard the news
maybe wewe aliiba it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in tafuta of you
Looking for he moyo now
Have wewe heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find wewe soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of wewe know it as the only song i know kwa moyo from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge buibui i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!