WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A upendo no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t wewe ever say I just walked away
I will always want wewe
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want wewe

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in upendo
All I wanted was to break your walls
All wewe ever did was break me
Yeah, wewe wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put wewe high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, wewe let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever alisema to me

10. "If wewe keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was ilitumwa on my fanpop ukuta kwa Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her ukuta letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do wewe want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what wewe make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is wewe get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Marafiki - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with wewe through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Marafiki in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

hujambo everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these nukuu are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Marafiki in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours kwa hooking a camcorder, kamkoda to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy kubeba and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and alisema it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy kubeba the sales man gave the girls the Teddy kubeba for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy kubeba evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy kubeba ontop of the book case...

1. People are zaidi likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known upendo song was written 4,000 years zamani and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term upendo relationships began with one au both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in upendo can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current juu 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I upendo this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big shabiki of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this orodha actually....

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a moyo attack. His moyo isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first wewe don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on moto with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....