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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall ukuta and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 sekunde and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can wewe fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last mwaka met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the juu of a skyscraper, maghorofa it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued kwa the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most maarufu domestic trip activity kwa American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started uandishi it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if wewe don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest wewe don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Marafiki and either forget all about us au tell a story about the hideous freak wewe met tonight. wewe don’t know me, if wewe did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Marafiki - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to upendo Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to upendo every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are wewe talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, wewe have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd wewe leave the toilet kiti, kiti cha up?
Peele: bitch, kahaba WHY WAS wewe LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do wewe even WANT to hang out!?...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" kwa comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my orodha of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six au something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her sinema lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This orodha is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, au just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
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posted by deathding
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started inaonyesha some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of wewe who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released kwa sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I alisema that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for wewe to get zaidi detailed information, just...
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