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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone

3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" au say "Jeez! Who do wewe think wewe are? My mother?!" whatever wewe like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who aliiba my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit

9. If your in dollar tree, au whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"

10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"

11. If your at toys r us, au any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at wewe say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"

12. If your at the grocery store, take the chakula out of the boxes and when wewe get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the chakula isn't poisoned!"

13. If wewe go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around

14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that wewe were never their and try to get as much chakula au drinks as possible

15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book

16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"

17. Try to fly

18. Pretend wewe broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain

19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if wewe know

20. If your at the mall, whenever wewe pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction

21. bring chakula and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction

22. Go to a kufunga chakula restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask wewe to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get chakula for free!"

23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds au chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get wewe the order, once wewe get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the chakula away

24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee kwa backing up into the and pretending to sting them

25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
 mwaka Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
mwaka of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the panya symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, kinanda , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , wewe know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope wewe realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Marafiki don't let wewe do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! wewe actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If wewe met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if wewe have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that wewe were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes wewe can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One siku you'll ask me, "which is zaidi important to you, me au your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing wewe are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your upendo does NOT work for that person,...
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added by liridonarama96
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past wewe pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the hivi karibuni decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as zaidi as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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People liked my old Goosebumps makala so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired kwa a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, wewe know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck kwa lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, wewe know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did wewe find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: wewe don't deserve this.. wewe don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What wewe gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell wewe (add voice) wewe should probably be...
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added by Jet-Black
So believe it au not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird krisimasi event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and onyesha them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in au something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't wewe cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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