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wewe know what I hate? When wewe hold the door open for some bila mpangilio fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on kwa without saying thank wewe au even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do wewe think wewe are? Do wewe not see me opening this door for you, wasting sekunde of my life for some bila mpangilio dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill wewe to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life kwa even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. wewe know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All wewe have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, wewe dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for wewe so wewe don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet wewe can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to ngumi, punch wewe in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if wewe were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 babies and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, au something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are wewe to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for wewe because I'm being polite, unlike you, wewe motherfucker.



K so I might add zaidi to this rant later bai.
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This ain't mine. I twas originally written kwa xSHOCKYx, who alisema 'Pass this on if wewe upendo Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So wewe believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are wewe good au evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I upendo the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your moyo beat is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If wewe could see me, wewe could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes wewe happy. I always want wewe to be happy. I don't like it when wewe cry. wewe sound...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a bila mpangilio song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are zaidi people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even alisema shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give wewe a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if wewe can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your siku been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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