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posted by sakurahanazono
1.)When your teacher asks any maswali say "Why does my Cats breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is kusoma out facts say "Lies! Lies!" au "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why wewe didn't do your homework say " wewe can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on juu of the meza, jedwali and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks wewe to answer a swali say "The brain wewe are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*

8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.

9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at nyumbani but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO wewe WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" au just say a bila mpangilio number and when they tell wewe to stop being so stupid say "Are wewe being racist just because my name is different!"

10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
posted by Gretute2772
1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 wanyama that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time wewe sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Marafiki and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time wewe read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though wewe may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't upendo you, my love.

I loved wewe with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping gari and switch the items with stuff from the person inayofuata to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of wewe on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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These are my juu 15 LEAST inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri and just like with my juu 15 inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri orodha I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell wewe how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to onyesha that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a orodha like this pretty much just alisema they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my orodha and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing zaidi than the the people who wewe spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions wewe speak of are only Marafiki during those fun, yet unimportant...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that wewe "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that wewe haven't received enough chokoleti sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every swali with another question. As soon as one of wewe says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub chemsha bongo the other siku I Lost kwa one point. The swali was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other maswali was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing duka that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go nyumbani and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted kwa aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late wewe are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me mbele to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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I've been seeing a lot of these makala lately so I kind of wanted to jiunge the party. Off of the juu of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my juu 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 picha so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet



Amber



Alissa White-Gluz


Cadaveria



10. Mally



I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also upendo her piercings.

9. Minzy



I suppose I...
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posted by ShadowFan100
There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry au start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right au wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...
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