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posted by Jasonfan44
It's an iPod app.

1. Men are 6 times zaidi likely to get struck kwa lightning then women

2. On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

3. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

4. At the height of its power(400 BCE) the Greek city of Sparta had 500,000 slaves and only 25,000 citizens

5. The state of Florida is bigger than England

6. Approximate number of facial expressions mbwa can make: 100

7. A konokono can sleep for 3 years

8. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with zaidi than 2 CD's

9. Muhammad is the most common first name in the world

10. A cucumber is 96% water

11. The longest game of Monopoly played underwater is 45 days

12. Deep breathing gives wewe health benefits similar to aerobics

13. England's Stonehenge is 15000 years older than Rome's Colosseum

14. Head lice actually prefer to live on clean heads, not dirty ones

15. Leopards were originally called Pard, Pardus, and panther

16. Scatologists are experts who study feces (aka crap, dung, dookie, dumps, feces, excrement, etc)

17. farasi can't vomit

18. mpira wa kikapu superstar Wilt Chamerlain holds 56 NBA records

19. In China, people eat a bar of chokoleti for every 1,000 chokoleti bars eaten kwa the British

20. The first Ford cars had Dodge engines

21. A nyani called Jackie became a private in the South African army in WWI

22. Babe Ruth used to have a cabbage leaf under his hat to keep him cool, he changed it every 2 innings

23. Not only the fur, manyoya of the tiger is striped but also the skin

24. Cattle are the only mammals that pee backwards

25. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.



Hope wewe enjoyed these facts as much as I did.
I will continue this later.
posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for wewe to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair zaidi than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what wewe know, not about how much wewe can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting inayofuata to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot zaidi as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes


After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, zaidi than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So wewe have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hujambo girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did wewe know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken supu actually makes wewe feel better. 94% of boys would upendo it if wewe sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your juu lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult wewe when they like you! 89% of guys want wewe to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chokoleti will make wewe feel better! Most...
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1. songesha the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. songesha all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal space so wewe have to songesha into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by Phineas-Fangirl
Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I upendo cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My inayopendelewa bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my inayopendelewa numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think au relate to these, in some way au another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when wewe want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are wewe talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone wewe don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where wewe think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay zaidi than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your kitanda because you're afraid something under your kitanda is going to grab you.
-Every year,...
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posted by nessienjake
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for wewe wewe twit she was only after your money and could have aliyopewa a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...
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