How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When wewe have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy wewe like over there?" loudly, and point at bila mpangilio girl/boy.
4•When standing inayofuata to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo inayofuata to me!" Then ngumi, punch him/her.
5• After every word wewe say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase bila mpangilio problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When wewe have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy wewe like over there?" loudly, and point at bila mpangilio girl/boy.
4•When standing inayofuata to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo inayofuata to me!" Then ngumi, punch him/her.
5• After every word wewe say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase bila mpangilio problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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the objection of the war on iraq
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point wewe need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit wewe in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point wewe need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit wewe in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to songesha forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me wewe can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The zaidi I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written kwa Sara Nachtman
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to songesha forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me wewe can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The zaidi I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written kwa Sara Nachtman
