(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as wewe can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
wewe can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
wewe should never send a panya, kipanya to do a mans job
I got armor so thick wewe won't even dent me
And although I songesha slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 mwaka old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your punda man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: wewe think wewe have swag? That's my middle name!
wewe couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like wewe who are just so fat
Getting everything wewe want. but crying like a brat
I songesha 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
wewe songesha slower than a kobe, kasa in a fog
Thinking wewe could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
wewe songesha like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use wewe for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung kwa bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
wewe DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as wewe can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
wewe can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
wewe should never send a panya, kipanya to do a mans job
I got armor so thick wewe won't even dent me
And although I songesha slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 mwaka old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your punda man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: wewe think wewe have swag? That's my middle name!
wewe couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like wewe who are just so fat
Getting everything wewe want. but crying like a brat
I songesha 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
wewe songesha slower than a kobe, kasa in a fog
Thinking wewe could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
wewe songesha like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use wewe for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung kwa bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
wewe DECIDE!
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This orodha is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, au just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
Welcome to my list! ^__^
