(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as wewe can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
wewe can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
wewe should never send a panya, kipanya to do a mans job
I got armor so thick wewe won't even dent me
And although I songesha slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 mwaka old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your punda man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: wewe think wewe have swag? That's my middle name!
wewe couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like wewe who are just so fat
Getting everything wewe want. but crying like a brat

I songesha 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
wewe songesha slower than a kobe, kasa in a fog
Thinking wewe could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
wewe songesha like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use wewe for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung kwa bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
wewe DECIDE!