Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny wewe think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: inayofuata to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: inayofuata to my house
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy alisema "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed inayofuata time, wewe nearly killed us!"
20 years zamani we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin bacon die!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair au a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear wewe gonna regret it for the rest of your life. wewe stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why wewe so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do wewe know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do wewe know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an kitunguu is the only chakula that makes wewe cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
and........two extras for my bila mpangilio buddies ( actually i thought only 10 will come out from my brain but its smarter than i think!)
If Mexicans are known to sell drugs, what is really in Dora's backpack. I've always thought that girl seemed a little Too happy.
Until 1961 it was illegal to attempt suicide in the UK.
The punishment was death.
if wewe like it ill post more!!!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny wewe think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: inayofuata to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: inayofuata to my house
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy alisema "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed inayofuata time, wewe nearly killed us!"
20 years zamani we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin bacon die!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair au a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear wewe gonna regret it for the rest of your life. wewe stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why wewe so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do wewe know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do wewe know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an kitunguu is the only chakula that makes wewe cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
and........two extras for my bila mpangilio buddies ( actually i thought only 10 will come out from my brain but its smarter than i think!)
If Mexicans are known to sell drugs, what is really in Dora's backpack. I've always thought that girl seemed a little Too happy.
Until 1961 it was illegal to attempt suicide in the UK.
The punishment was death.
if wewe like it ill post more!!!
1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of karanga siagi sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) au the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine au urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a mole rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of karanga siagi sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) au the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine au urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a mole rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
1st
1. Go to your own profaili and go down to the "My Clubs" part.
2. Then click on the "more klabu >>" button.
3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.
4. Click on that button and
...
That's it!
Now wewe have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this wewe won't be a shabiki any zaidi from any club!
2nd
3rd
4th
I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....
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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:
McCreary had always been my favorte GTA character. I actually get "sad" when I forget to use him in GTA5 heists. au don't go drinking with him in GTA4.. Espically cause I upendo the voice actor..
God bless that "Danny boy."
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#2: TREVOR PHLLIPS:
Love him au hate him, Trevor Phillips is Trevor Phillips. It's hard to ignore how contagious Steve Ogg's prefamance...
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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:
McCreary had always been my favorte GTA character. I actually get "sad" when I forget to use him in GTA5 heists. au don't go drinking with him in GTA4.. Espically cause I upendo the voice actor..
God bless that "Danny boy."
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#2: TREVOR PHLLIPS:
Love him au hate him, Trevor Phillips is Trevor Phillips. It's hard to ignore how contagious Steve Ogg's prefamance...
Hi. Whatsupbugs here. Ever since I was born, I've been a guy. Deep down, something's not felt right, for years.
As time went on, I started picking up what was going on. Deep down, I felt like I wanted to be a female. There were times where I practically forgot I was a guy.
Nothing has really change though. I'm still a guy, but another thing that hasn't changed is that I often feel like I'm a female.
I get easily scared, due to being autustic and having various aniexty issues and lots of self-doubt. This topic of my gender has been hard for me to bring up, but it felt like something I should share.
I once told my family I wanted to be a female and they had no problem with that. Despite that, I haven't really done anything to change my gender.
I believe people should be allowed to be any gender they want. If wewe are someone who is dealing with that type of stuff, please know that wewe have my support and wewe can private-message me anytime. Thank wewe for reading.
As time went on, I started picking up what was going on. Deep down, I felt like I wanted to be a female. There were times where I practically forgot I was a guy.
Nothing has really change though. I'm still a guy, but another thing that hasn't changed is that I often feel like I'm a female.
I get easily scared, due to being autustic and having various aniexty issues and lots of self-doubt. This topic of my gender has been hard for me to bring up, but it felt like something I should share.
I once told my family I wanted to be a female and they had no problem with that. Despite that, I haven't really done anything to change my gender.
I believe people should be allowed to be any gender they want. If wewe are someone who is dealing with that type of stuff, please know that wewe have my support and wewe can private-message me anytime. Thank wewe for reading.
