Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny wewe think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: inayofuata to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: inayofuata to my house
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy alisema "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed inayofuata time, wewe nearly killed us!"
20 years zamani we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin bacon die!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair au a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear wewe gonna regret it for the rest of your life. wewe stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why wewe so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do wewe know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do wewe know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an kitunguu is the only chakula that makes wewe cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
and........two extras for my bila mpangilio buddies ( actually i thought only 10 will come out from my brain but its smarter than i think!)
If Mexicans are known to sell drugs, what is really in Dora's backpack. I've always thought that girl seemed a little Too happy.
Until 1961 it was illegal to attempt suicide in the UK.
The punishment was death.
if wewe like it ill post more!!!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny wewe think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: inayofuata to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: inayofuata to my house
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy alisema "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed inayofuata time, wewe nearly killed us!"
20 years zamani we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin bacon die!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair au a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear wewe gonna regret it for the rest of your life. wewe stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why wewe so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do wewe know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do wewe know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an kitunguu is the only chakula that makes wewe cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
and........two extras for my bila mpangilio buddies ( actually i thought only 10 will come out from my brain but its smarter than i think!)
If Mexicans are known to sell drugs, what is really in Dora's backpack. I've always thought that girl seemed a little Too happy.
Until 1961 it was illegal to attempt suicide in the UK.
The punishment was death.
if wewe like it ill post more!!!
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in Candy Land. Halloween was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the chokoleti river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He alisema cheerfully. Halloween is here and The chokoleti Man had a kitanda sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had chokoleti all over his ghost custom. The chokoleti Man was really happy and he went trick au treating and had tons and tons of Candy and ate them with joy.
THE END.
THE END.
surrounded kwa walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no zaidi air flow
no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there
kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt
mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe
this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight
going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away
knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse
just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one siku I'll be back on my feet
the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
no where to go
walls are closing in
no zaidi air flow
no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there
kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt
mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe
this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight
going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away
knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse
just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one siku I'll be back on my feet
the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this makala for your help.
Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.
Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.
Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.
Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.
So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves au something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep wewe eyes safe.
Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.
Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.
Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.
Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.
So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves au something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep wewe eyes safe.
[verse 1]
she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,
ohhhhh
the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born
[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel
[verse 2]
somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late
[go back to couros]
[verse 3]
a statue stands in a shaded place,
an Angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken moyo that the world forgot
[go back to couros]
she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,
ohhhhh
the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born
[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel
[verse 2]
somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late
[go back to couros]
[verse 3]
a statue stands in a shaded place,
an Angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken moyo that the world forgot
[go back to couros]
